How many shots do you think it takes Fuckstick before a press conference?

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I'm watching the world's head terrorist and America's foremost criminal on TV now trying to give a press conference. he's obviously nervous, and, unlike five years ago, is broadcasting so loudly through body language that he's lying and/or obfuscating and/or just making shit up and/or that he knows fully and completely how he's totally out of his league here.

I'm thinking, when a guy finally comes to the realization that his braggadocio no longer serves him, that people are on not only to his lies but also his utter incompetence, and when he's a former cokehead and alcoholic, that that man must resort back to his old companion, liquid courage, to face his questioners.

So, how many shots? I say 3 or 4. Probably Wild Turkey.

OMG, right before I posted this, he called on "Roger", and said, "Roger -- roger, Roger!" and then laughed. What an asshole.

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. I had him pegged as a Jack Daniels guy...

I'm betting at least four shots. And maybe some coke (not the liquid kind)...

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2. He does have some of the twitchiness of the coked-up

Jack Daniels is my second guess.

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. He probably uses the coke as a chaser.

I'm sure it's either Wild Turkey or Jack Daniels.

[LaraMN]

4. Shots? I doubt it.

I think General FuckinDunce has a central line cleverly concealed within his frocks, through which he is administered a steady stream of select substances, thus enabling him to, y'know, speak and respirate and perform such cerebral gymnastics that he otherwise couldn't.

[peekaloo]

5. "fightin' off fatigue"

Did he sneer at Jim Axelrod who questioned his true outlook on Eye-rack?

He's chatty so I'm guessing a rail of toot with only 2 shots of something smooth. Maybe a single malt. I'd guess the heavier shite is reserved for beddy-bye time.

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7. I heard him say that at least three times, about the jet lag

and fatigue.

What an asshole.

Clinton - hell, not even Bush I, Reagan, or Nixon - would ever have offered an excuse like that, certainly not repeatedly.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. "Peter, you gonna ask that question with shades on? heh, heh, heh..."

I share your sentiments...:eyes: