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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:05 PM
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Why do these oranges taste like they've been sitting in schnapps all day?
Oh, that's right, they have...heh heh...:evilgrin:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:07 PM
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1. You bad.
:spank:





:D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:08 PM
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2. Look, someone's gotta finish those schnapps,
and my parents aren't big drinkers, so I'm doing them a favor. :D
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:10 PM
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3. I'm sure they see it that way.
:P
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:12 PM
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4. Pff...
my mom's out of town and my dad's probably forgotten what's down in that cabinet next to the vegetable oil...plus the schnapps are clear and just so happen to look exactly like the juice those tasteless store-bought mandarin oranges were soaking in. :eyes:

Point is...they'll never even notice. I can even refill the bottle with water if I'm concerned about them finding out. ;)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:14 PM
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5. Fill the bottle with water...
What a junior high trick. :rofl:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:15 PM
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6. Hey, you stick with what works.
:D
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:18 PM
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7. I was never able to do that.
My parents always drank all their liquor. :D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 06:22 PM
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8. I don't even know how old this stuff is.
All I know it that it's damn good. :D
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