I'm officially a redneck fat boy

[Droopy]

I was informed at my new job today that I have a bad case of ass crackitis when working on trucks. So I went down to the Tractor Supply store and bought 3 pairs of bib overalls. I think I look damn good in them. Now all I need is some cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat and I'll be cool as hell.

[AlCzervik]

1. ass crackitis, lol! can we get a pic?

[Droopy]

4. I don't mind showing my ass now and then

But just in a metaphorical sense and definitely not in the world wide web sense.

[txwhitedove]

2. Uhmm, congrats on your new job. That's a good thing they

told you kindly about the ass crackitis, and you have now proved your problem solving abilities. Save the hat for after work.

[wildhorses]

3. this thread is worthless without pics

(!)

[Droopy]

6. Trust me

You don't want to see 285 pounds of ass crack.

[Redstone]

5. No, just no. You don't BE wearin' any cowboy boots with overhauls.

You just don't.

Redstone

[Droopy]

7. How about work boots?

[Redstone]

9. That works.

Redstone

[Lars39]

8. Here's a site that has t-shirts especially for that problem:

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/mens/mens_shirts/95587.aspx?feature=Product_40
My husband normally wears Extra Tall t's, but he's been really happy with these.

[Castilleja]

14. I'd like to second Duluth Trading

I think most of their t shirts are long tails. Something like 3 inches longer. Great for my husband, but fit like a dress on me!

[swag]

10. Pretty neat.

KnR

[Droopy]

13. Thank you

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Well, my dear Droopy....

Good for them for telling you right away...

And REALLY GOOD for you for fixing it w/out a fuss!

Sounds like this job will be a good fit for you!

:applause: :applause:

[Droopy]

12. Yes it was done in a friendly, good-natured fashion

And I understood completely. I'm still giggling about it now. :)

[KFC]

15. Not until you get a t-shirt with a cougar on it

I mean the cat, not your car. An eagle will do.

[Droopy]

16. self-deprecating kick

[auntAgonist]

17. please tell me you DON'T have a

chain drive pocket-book too!! :rofl:

Bib overalls are kinda nice, a tad hot in this weather though!

I can't imagine you in a cowboy hat either :)


aA

[Droopy]

18. Nope but I'm getting to that point

I'm thinking about getting one of those watches that hang on a chain and fit into your pocket. I think I'll scratch the cowboy hat idea and go with a John Deer baseball style hat. I'm also going to quit smoking and take up chewing tobacco. :)

[auntAgonist]

20. Droopy!

::spank: don't be doin' the chewin' tobacco! Quitting smoking, now that's a positive.

:rofl:

aA

[Blue Gardener]

19. Love the Tractor Supply commercials

They're a hoot!