Just so you know... I am Sparticus.

[giant_robot]

That is all.

[SteppingRazor]

1. No, I am Spartacus!

[giant_robot]

2. Nobody else?

They must have seen how the movie ends. :P

[dpbrown]

3. No, I am Sparticus!

Grrr.

[Aristus]

4. I thought you'd be taller.

B-)

[Call Me Wesley]

5. I'm not. I'm Asterix.

He's Spartacus.



:hide:

[NNadir]

6. Sparticus is Kirk Douglas. Therefore you are Kirk Douglas.

Kirk Douglas is dead.

Therefore you are dead.

I have never talked to a dead person before. What's it like being dead?

[giant_robot]

7. DAMN YOU!

I keep looking for a flaw in your logic, but I just can't find one! Oh well, I guess I'm dead then. :(

[NNadir]

8. Well look at it this way.

Your son's wife is very good looking.

Having not spoken to a dead person before, I don't know if dead people can enjoy the good things in life, I mean death, but that's how I would look at it, if I were Sparticus.

[SteppingRazor]

10. actually, there's a huge flaw in his logic... Kirk Douglas is alive n/t

[NNadir]

11. Oh-Oh. Houston we have a problem.

Well at least I'm not in the position of having conversations with dead people.

[WCGreen]

9. Do you prefer oysters....

Or clams....

[sakabatou]

12. I'm Sparticus!