You know what's great? Marriage!

[CanuckAmok]

I mean, being on the good side of such a blatantly misogynist institution fuckin' rocks.

I mean, that's the whole point of marriage, right? It's not a societal convention to exhibit the commitment two people have for each other, nor is it a symbolic gesture to be enjoyed by both parties as they (theoretically) enter into an agreement in which the promise to love one another and treat each other with respect and kindness for the rest of their lives.

No, it's a way for us guys to keep you chycks down.

And, on a related note, why are you reading this when you should be baking me a bundt cake? I swear, "The View" is putting uppity ideas in your little head. Thank god for that ass, or you'de be out on it!

[Misunderestimator]

1. No... It's a way for you straights to keep gay people down.

:P

[asthmaticeog]

2. Damn skippy.

Now get back to being more educated, earning more on average and being more cultured than us! HOP TO IT, QUEERMO!

Oh, shit...

[Misunderestimator]

3. LOL!

Queermo! :rofl:

[CanuckAmok]

4. !!

"QUEERMO"!!

:spittake: :rofl:

[LaraMN]

5. No! It's a way to get the 600 thread count sheets that we could never

otherwise afford!

[CanuckAmok]

6. See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.....

You have to get past this whole "learned helplessness" thing. I mean, you have options:

1) Hook up with a rich guy and get him to buy 600 count sheets,

2) Get him to buy you a loom. You do know how to loom, right? I mean, did your mom what you to be single all your life, or what? Surely she taught you the Womens' Arts (baking, sewing, looming, more baking, mixing a decent 5:30 martini, etc...). How is a gal who can't make her onwn 600 thread count bedclothes supposed to land a husband? And don't give me that booshwa about "personality", "intelligence", "compatibility", "attraction", etc.

I swear if I ever meet that Star Jones, she's gonna have some 'splainin' to do.

[Deja Q]

7. Given the divorce rates, the percentage that does divorce

has no fuckin' clue about (or desire to adhere to) the meaning of the words they stated in the vows.

[CanuckAmok]

8. Dud, I tell you, it's "The View"

Those sirens are irresistable to girls. It's all that repressed sexual energy that builds-up during the afternoon vacuuming; They want Meredith and Barbara so bad, but deep in their hearts they know it would be totally unfulfilling without their men watching.

[progmom]

9. you're bad

:P

[Richardo]

10. .

:rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

11. Burnt cake, not bundt cake, for you, buddy!