Where the *&$#%*! are my headphones?!

[bertha katzenengel]

Poll question: Where the *&$#%*! are my headphones?!

:banghead:

[bertha katzenengel]

1. Hey! I'm series!!!1!11!!

I need help!

[Richardo]

2. They're not around your neck stethoscope-style, are they?

Much akin to the 'glasses on top of the head' quandry.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. LOL No, because I haven't used my iPod in 2 weeks because I can't

find them!

Here's how absent-minded I am: the other day I put my sunglasses on in preparation to leave the house. I did one other thing before leaving, then thought to myself, "I should put my sunglasses on," and put my regular glasses on. :eyes:

:hi: Richardo!

[LeftyMom]

3. Blaming the kitties sounds like a safe bet

Unless there are larval humans lurking, then blame them.

[bertha katzenengel]

6. I think you're right.

No larval humans. Had one a couple of weeks ago, but he went home. :cry:

[LeftyMom]

9. Wanna borrow one?

;)

[bertha katzenengel]

13. Will s/he clean house and find me my headphones?

;)

[LeftyMom]

14. He'll find your headphones

but then monopolize your ipod watching video podcast food blogs. (Really- how many 5 year olds know the correct technique for cutting up a mango?) He'd help to clean as long as somebody was doing it with him, but by himself he has the attention span of a fruit fly with ADD.

[bertha katzenengel]

15. Video. Podcast. Food. Blogs.

Not in my wildest imagination, not even if I was well-versed in all the latest amazing technological gee-gaws and programs, could I ever have put those four words together. :wow:

fruit fly with ADD :rofl:

My larvae who just went home DIGS mangoes and taught me how to dissect them. :9

[LeftyMom]

16. I'll send you the link

I don't want to post it on the board because my son's name is mentioned once.

[bertha katzenengel]

17. cool -- thanks

I will learn something new! :bounce:

[calico1]

4. Check to see if they are on your head!

That is something my beloved, late Mom would have said to me. :)

[bertha katzenengel]

7. LOL

Sounds like a good memory of your mom. :)

[calico1]

18. It is. Its funny how you cherish things that

once could be annoying. My Mom would always say stuff like that to me. I would misplace my wallet and she'd say something like "did you check inside your purse?" Or I would not be able to find my glasses and she'd say "did you look to see if they were in the case?" :D

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. A gestapo agent stole them during a sneak and peek.

[bertha katzenengel]

11. Is that anything like a meet & greet?

:grr: I got SO tired of that inane phrase when I was working at a law firm. About half their biz was lobbying. There were "meet & greets" practically every day. :puke:

Um . . . what was the topic?

[auntAgonist]

10. they are in the car, down between the seat and the door

passenger side perhaps.

:shrug:


OR in the glovebox


aA
:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

12. that would be a neat trick . . .

I've never had them in the car. :(

:hi:

[txwhitedove]

19. Placing my bet on the kitties, you've been very busy with kitties...

[bertha katzenengel]

20. Yes, I have. But I didn't find them in the cat tree.

Sigh.

[qnr]

21. Getting kinky with the staple in the keyboard. n/t