Freeper Jeopardy: Name the categories you'd find

[LynneSin]

This was insprired from the "bashing" by that guy who won like 28,435,352 straight games of Jeopardy who came up with some bizarro topics that would be for everyday americans.

[flvegan]

1. Portapotti Potpourri

All questions/answers are in regards to portapottis and their ilk.

[XNASA]

14. Or....... "Potable Portapotties"?

[asthmaticeog]

17. Jeez...

You're just on a ROLL today. :D

[JackDragna]

2. Here's some of my suggestions.

"This round's categories are..."

"NASCAR drivers."
"Wit and Wisdom of Stone Cold Steve Austin."
"Cheap Whiskey."
"Hee-Haw."
"Television Evangelists."
"McDonald's Menu Items."

[xmas74]

25. I'm out.

Damn, I'm usually good at Jeopardy but I'd be in the hole w/ these categories!

[catbert836]

3. And the topics are...

"The Rapture"
"Vice Presidents Named Dick"
"President Bush: Great President or Greatest President?"
"Country Music"

[xmas74]

26. Still can't play.

Does that make me in the same league as one of dem thar East Coast Libbies?

[seemunkee]

4. WWJB

Who Would Jesus Bomb

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. "Godless librul sinners that accidentally flash their righteous

Christian neighbors" for $500, Alex... :P

[unpossibles]

6. hmm..

Blame Clinton
Love it or Leave it
We Don't Need No Education
French Girly Men
Kennedy's Driving Record
Whitewater
Moral Majority
Freedom is Slavery
War is Peace

[RedStateShame]

7. "I'll take Dan Quayle Spellings for $300."

[LynneSin]

8. Alex I'll take SPELIN' for $500 please

:D

[michaelpush]

9. OK

1. Smells from the White House
2. dump pickings in the Adirondaks
3. outhouse styles
4. autopsy favorite sayings

[underpants]

10. Wedding laws by state

:yoiks:

[underpants]

11. SSI myths and realities

:yoiks:

[underpants]

12. Lottery scratch tickets throughout history

:yoiks:

[underpants]

13. Things to do with your shirt ON

:yoiks:

[underpants]

15. States with "three two" beer

this is instead of the normal "Potent Potables" category

[underpants]

16. George W. Bush his life in Texas

:yoiks:

[LynneSin]

18. Cheap, mass-produced American beers for $300 please Alex

:eyes:

[xmas74]

27. Finally, a category I have a fighting chance in!

I'd flunk out of Freeper Jeopardy otherwise.

(All you can usually find in small towns are mass produced American beers.)

[ohiosmith]

19. Terri Schiavo's Life Signs

Missing Cute Blond Cheerleaders

Things Black People Do To Screw Themselves

Hillary The Bitch

Liberal Jews And The Media

[underpants]

20. Black Helicopter ordinance

LOL very funny Ohiosmith

[ohiosmith]

21. .

:hi:

[Deep13]

22. And the catagories are...

What Black people might look like

The homosexual agenda

Refrigerators in my yard

AR-15 assault rifle variants, 1990-1995

Unsaved people of the world

Uppity broads

[LynneSin]

24. Victims of the Clinton Murder Spree

:shrug:

[Deep13]

40. Oh yeah, forgot about that. Here's some more...

Myths of modern science

The Jewish media

Book learnin'

NASCAR

Off shore tax evasion

local business owners who now work for Walmart

[tinfoil tiaras]

23. Okay, here we go

Tha gorsh darned liburul medi-uh

Dubya: godly or amazing?

Ann Coulter's hotness

Sean Hannity's smartness

The "I'm proud to be an Amurk'in" song

[Hugin]

28. There would only be four categories...

God.
Guns.
Gays.
Greed.

But, they've got them all covered.

[KamaAina]

29. Instead of Double Jeopardy they'd have HUGH!!!!!1111!!!111!1 Jeopardy

That's when it gets SERIES!!!1111!!11!!

edit: spelling like a freeper :dunce:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. The Gay Agenda

Ann Coulter in the Sack
The Bush Dynasty
Finding WMDs Where None Exist
WASP Amurrika
Great Amurrikan Barefoot and Pregnant Females

[KamaAina]

31. DUmmies

We get our own category! :bounce:

[BlueIris]

66. This is where they'd put the double jeopardy questions.

Contestants would hit them after giving answers about Will Pitt or "$kinner."

[SOteric]

32. I'll take "Creative Sepllings" for 500, please, Alex.

[SOteric]

33. Can the game-show host be Hugh Moran?

It just seems right.

[Strawman]

89. self delete

wrong spot

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Things that Burn

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Things on Porches

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. The Rapists

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. Elaborate Justifications

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. Ammo

[Deep13]

79. That's "Therapists"

:eyes:

[Initech]

37. Anal Bum Cover

[catbert836]

42. The Rapists

and Jap-Anus relations

[Initech]

49. Ape Tit

[BlueIris]

65. "Yer sittin' on a goldmine, Trebek."

[LSK]

41. Foods that Jesus would love

[Rosie1223]

43. I'll take "Gas Guzzlers" for $200, Alex

[BigMcLargehuge]

44. One syllable words (more in post)

Crabgrass
Tenpin or Candlepin? (for New England Swamp Yankee edition)
Macaroni and Cheese
Kissin Kuzzins
Predatory Lenders
Basic Math
Monday Night Football
Restraining Orders
Klan history
Ruby Ridge/Waco/Cattle Mutilations

[Chiyo-chichi]

45. Famous Democraps.

Hugh Moran to the non-winners: "Sorry, you loose."

[u4ic]

46. "Landscaping with Cars"

"what type of truck looks best with Bermuda grass?"

[UrbScotty]

47. Potent poopables for $400, Alex (nt)

[Xipe Totec]

48. Rabid Right-Wing Rhetoric

From reactionary religious retards.

[Merrick]

50. NASCAR Drivers Who Weren't Aborted As Fetuses

[rug]

51. I'll take George Bush for 38 cents.

[Merrick]

52. Places People Should Leave To If They Don't Love It Here

[Merrick]

53. Appliances You Might Find On Your Front Lawn

[Dukkha]

54. Guns, Guns, Guns.

[SeattleGirl]

55. Okay:

Rapturous Religiosity

"F" You

White Trash Attractions in the United States

The Myth of Science

"Straight" Libruls Who Are Actually Gay

Dubya: Our Glorious Leader

Faux: The Only Real News

HUGH!!!11!1 Contributions by Morans

[dubyaD40web]

56. This is good! I'll have to use it on my site!

My list:

"Items in isle 13 at Wal-Mart"
"Front deck appliances"
"Find The Vowel In Floss"
"Other Chewing Tobacco Than Skoll"
"Designer Hub Caps"
"Ron Popeil items under $19 dollars"
"English 101"
"Spelling 101"
"Basic Math 101"
"Name That Smell"
"Other Uses For Sheep"
"Presidents On The One Dollar Bill"
"Teeth or Tooth Brush"
"Edible Food Without Teeth"
"Women's Work"
"Huntin' Dogs"
"White Or Black Walls On The Trailer"
"The Taste Of Welfare Stamps"
"Cooking With Government Cheese"
"Decorating With Paneling"
"Bait: The Other White Meat"



GAWD this is too easy!!!!!!!!!

[sarge43]

57. The categories are

Democrats and their historical disasters

The Babes of Fox

Axises of Evil

Ecky sex practices you'd secretly want to try

Abominations listed in the Books of Leviticus and Deuteronomy

[sakabatou]

58. Port-a-potties

[Spaceman Spiff]

59. Um, Alex, I'll take "State Age Of Consent Laws" for $1,000

[NMMNG]

60. "The Clobber Verses"

Those being the six Bible verses that allegedly condemn homosexuality. If the freepers don't know a single other Bible verse they'll know these by heart.

[LynneSin]

61. Wait there are 6 of them?

I know there is one in Leviticus and Paul said one in one of his new testament books

Geez, so now we know - the freeper bible has exactly 6 bible verses

:crazy:

[NMMNG]

82. Yes, six

Here's a nice article on them: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/regionalpolitics/2001918337_bible03m.html

[BlueIris]

62. Evil Acts By Those Named Kennedy.

[LynneSin]

64. Goes alongside 'Evil Acts by those named Clinton'

:shrug:

[BlueIris]

63. Uses for Sheep.

[BlueIris]

67. Places Osama Might Still Be Hiding.

[LynneSin]

68. That might end up being the last category anyone picks

since repukes and their ilk don't really care where he is hidden

[baldguy]

69. The Ten Commandments.

Of course, even though this is a very popular category, no one would be able to get the correct answers.

http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/06/15/only-on-the-colbert-report-westmoreland-co-sponsors-bill-on-the-ten-commandments-and-cant-even-name-them/

[KamaAina]

70. Hitlery History

:-)

[madinmaryland]

71. Beautiful Republiclan women...

Not that I can name any.

[Generic Other]

72. Black people who don't like George Bush

What a funny thread!! LOL

[LynneSin]

74. I'd probably do 'Black People who like George Bush'

There'd be less names to remember - a whole lot of less names, probably just 10-20 tops

[KamaAina]

75. Who is Condoleezza Rice?

Oh, I'm sorry, KamaAina, that's "Black People who love George Bush".

[LynneSin]

78. No KamaAina, I'm sorry thats....

Women actually getting a little something on the Side from George Bush

[Generic Other]

76. Good point

It is only a half hour show after all.

[auburngrad82]

73. Series Ammunition

Leagal or illeagal, a gun-totin' freeper can't loose with this hugh category.

[GumboYaYa]

77. Rapture Ready for 200 Alex......

[BlueIris]

80. Pure, Holy and Inarguable Justifications for Gulf War II.

[petronius]

81. Famous Cross Burnings (nt)

[UrbScotty]

83. 'What Norm Coleman's dad does when no one's looking' for $800, Alex (nt)

[LynneSin]

86. The answer is $25 for 20 minutes

Go....

[grannylib]

84. "I'll take Stolen Elections for $100"

And it's the Daily Double!

What is: 2000 and 2004?

[UrbScotty]

85. 'Ways to Brush Your Tooth' for $600, Alex (nt)

[regularguy]

87. War on Christianity for $800, Alex?

[UrbScotty]

88. The War on Christmas for $16.97, Alex (nt)

[Strawman]

90. "The final Jeopardy category is 'Reba.' Place your wagers."

"Let's see your answer Strawman. You bet $10,000...."

"'What is sucks ass...'"