Who would like to CAPTION this one?

[DuctapeFatwa]

[salinen]

1. "Don't fuck with

my head"

[Dagaz]

2. Guess which card was captured today?

I'm thinking of the card now.

[johnnyInc]

3. Anybody move and the white boy gets it...

Tribute to "Blazing Saddles".

Or

"I can kill you with my Brain!!!"

[punpirate]

4. "I can feel the horns growing...

... right here...."

[Wonk]

5. That was just begging to be photoshopped, so...

[VOX]

7. Well done,Wonk!

It's all in the fingers!

:toast:

[Dover]

10. Rummy: "Let's play a little mind control game I call, 'guess what I'm

thinking now'?

Hint - Kerry guessed it a week ago, and he made headlines!

[spychoactive]

6. this is a good one kids:

"Spock, don't bother with the mind-meld, it's empty!"

[onebigbadwulf]

8. GET THESE SPIDERS OFF ME!

[Dover]

9. "........No, I never once uttered the "F" word, and for you to insinuate

that I would SAY such a thing....or that this administration ever meant to suggest such a thing...just proves to me a liberal bias in the media."

[Paragon]

11. Guilty of treason, Rummy selects his own "ultimate penalty"

Apparently, one finger-gun isn't enough to do the job.

[Wonk]

12. kick

[cosmicdot]

13. Skeletor does Jack Nicholson:

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

[Astarho]

14. "Ruling the World With Psychic Mind Control"

By Donald Rumsfeld

On bookshelves now!

you *WILL* buy this book!