Your guide to understanding the "alert system" colors. (Satire or Truth?)

[HamstersFromHell]

Just a lil something I whipped up this evening...

[Democrats unite]

1. Sad but true.

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[FloridaPat]

2. Perfect! That is my understanding of it! Right on the nose.

[HamstersFromHell]

3. Totally gratuitous kick

...for those who may have missed it earlier.

[electricmonk]

4. Just spent an hour

Trying to find this thread. Saw it yesterday but didn't bookmark it. Hope you don't mind if I borrow it. :toast:

[HamstersFromHell]

6. Feel free to pass to anyone...

...who is confused as to what's really going on.

[FloridaJudy]

5. Omigosh, but this is *Perfect*

I work for the state of Florida.

All the jokes are real. We *really* don't have a clue about how to vote, and the Repukes are running amok; we voted for "Jeb" twice. Enough said.

Today my "big boss" burst into a staff meeting screaming that "the flu is out of control, and the government has declared a Code Orange!"

I stared him in the face and asked "So, Tom. What is it that you want us to do?" He had no answer. We ran out of vaccine a week ago. We *still* don't what the heck a CODE ORANGE means. Should we prepare for a flood of plague victims? Avoid the Mall? Back up our hard disks?

Excuse me if I believe that Code Orange translates to "Panic Now!" And that GHW Bush and his brother Jeb encourage this sort of mindless reaction.

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. Yeah, that about sums it up.