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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:15 PM
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I have decided to limit my omnipotence to better deal with you humans.
In my infinite magninimity, I do so willfully at the request of the Archons, though I do so somewhat reluctantly.

I won't quite be limiting myself to your - excuse my guffawing, but this always cracks me up about you earthers - sense of "linear" "time" and "bounded" "space", but, in a tremendously humble effort to attempt to understand you all better, I will be placing severe limits on my omnipotence and omniscience, as well as my unfortunate immortality. Of course, if I die, I'll just be reincarnated as me because this universe (as you "understand" it) would cease to exist without me, but, at least for a moment, I could actually experience what it means to be "limited in time". It's so bizarre, but that's galactic anthropology for you.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:17 PM
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1. Gee...
...thanks.... :eyes:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:21 PM
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3. You are welcome, great-grandmother of he who shall be known
in hushed whispers and abject terror as "Sine Miserere" - Without Mercy - with whom my judgment upon this galaxy shall be executed.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:18 PM
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2. Hey, thanks a bunch!
That's mighty multidimensional and extratemporal of you.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:30 PM
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4. Even gods use spellcheck n/t
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 10:39 PM
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5. It's ok. It happens to a lot of guys. We can just cuddle.
Oh wait... you said "omnipotence". Sorry.
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-07-06 11:23 PM
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6. Big of you.
No, really, really, really big.

I'd say I relished my experience of mere mortal temporality, limited projective cognition (what the earthers thnk of as fortune-telling) and simply four-dimensional awareness--but I would be exaggerating. Roughing it is a bitch. As is shaving regularly and other hygenic mortal concerns.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 12:34 AM
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7. Shorter Rabrrrrrr
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 12:45 AM
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8. Was that a "gigantic apology to you" or real a "galactic anthropology,...
Edited on Sun Oct-08-06 12:46 AM by Just Me
,...for you".

Just curious.

Don't bother to respond, though, my sweet, galactic, apologtic, omni-huma-tence, compassionate.

I only request what I give, as I head towards a way overdo bedtime, and that would be:

:hug:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:53 AM
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9. glactic anthropology.
part of a big study we're doing.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 10:24 AM
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10. Time for a General Order 24.
On you and your life forms, dude.
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