Favorite non-existent chain restaurant

[underpants]

Poll question: Favorite non-existent chain restaurant

[JVS]

1. J.T. McPickleshitters!

[underpants]

3. Rubyruckers

Mmmm good times

[SacredCow]

2. Sonic McBurger King in the Box n/t

[matcom]

4. McSizzler

[underpants]

6. Kentucky Fried Friendly's

:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

5. Fat Actress' Corn Flake Chicken

How come *I* had to come up with that one? :evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

7. That's it. We're breaking up.

:mad:

[underpants]

9. Oh come on

I have coupons for a free meal at the Chipolte Sizzler (waves coupons around in tempting way) come on....

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. J.T. Fucknozzles Funtime Meatloaf Buffet and Futuristic Robot Killing Arena

Ask about our early bird specials!!

[underpants]

12. Kenny Rogers-fil-a

Yum!

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. Dahmeramma!

[peekaloo]

26. from our freezer to your table

:rofl:

[bbernardini]

10. T.J. O'Pootertoot's! nt

[asthmaticeog]

42. Gaaah, you beat me to it!

You should be more careful -- if somebody overhears you, we could both get shipped off to Pootertoot Spirit Camp!

[Jokerman]

48. "With the taste that's oddly familiar."

"Pooter balls are people!"

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Mooby's

I'd never eat there, but it's an interesting place.

[XemaSab]

14. International House of Sambo's

:9

[deucemagnet]

15. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag

"If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag."

[SteppingRazor]

43. That place is great for children's birthday parties, I hear. n/t

[Jokerman]

50. Mad Man Moe's Pressure Cooker

"I like it!"

[deucemagnet]

52. "Now that's Moe like it! So bring the whole family.

Mom, Dad, kids -- er, no old people. They're not covered by our insurance. It's fun! And remember our guarantee: if I'm not smiling when your check comes, your meal's on me. Uncle Moe's!" :)

[trof]

16. Roadkill Cafe

Except we actually have a restaurant by that name in the next town.

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. KrustyBurger

:hi:

[regularguy]

18. Waffle Garden

[XNASA]

19. Lil' Caesarean's

:patriot:

[peekaloo]

22. They deliver!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

23. *rimshot*

:rofl:

[Phillycat]

31. Wow, you're good at this

:rofl:

[underpants]

45. Oh my that is good

KUDOS!!

Here here!!

BRAVO!

[wildhorses]

20. Tri-County Bar and Grill-- where 3 counties worth of rednecks

meet, greet, eat and drink, stab and kill to their hearts content---
































its funny cos its true:shrug:

[peekaloo]

21. Bob's Big Hooters

[Arugula Latte]

24. Ruth's Chris's Bob's Ted's Carol's Alice Steak House

[Arugula Latte]

25. Kumquatbee's

The Middle Eastern offshoot of Applebee's.

[Elidor]

27. Thank God It's Ramadan!

Oops...maybe a bad idea.

[Arugula Latte]

33. Try their Grilled Goat with their signature Jack Daniel's sauce

after sundown, of course!

[Left Is Write]

34. Opening in Memphis: Peanut Butter Bananabees

[Left Is Write]

35. Hard Rock Hooters

(I might have switched the order of those words around a bit, but I don't want to get the thread locked)

[leftofthedial]

28. In n Out n In n Out

I always get the #2 when I eat there . . . real bad.

Than there's also Dahmer's Boiled Guts R Us.

[Arugula Latte]

29. Olive Oyl's Garden

You get a cracker and a glass of water.

[Ryano42]

30. Eddie's Babies on Spikes Buffet

Good...but expensive :dunce:

[Arugula Latte]

32. I like thier "newborn nuggets"

:9

[Left Is Write]

36. Hooters Rax

[Left Is Write]

37. Hardee Har Hard Rock Cafe

[Left Is Write]

38. Planet Sizzler

[Zomby Woof]

39. ZW's Anti-Bar

"Where we don't drink with you!"

[Lilith Velkor]

40. Boston Fried Goatbollocks

Betcha can't eat just one.

[Lilith Velkor]

41. Whatabooger

[Left Is Write]

44. LOL! That's the best one yet.

Can we at Eat-A-Booger to the list?

[trogdor]

46. Tschotchkes

You know, the one where the wait staff has to wear at least fifteen pieces of "flair."

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

47. Bush'n'Cheney's Penitentiary Grill

Karl Rove (in prison motif uniform) from behind the cash register:
"You want fries with that"?


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Well - a guy can dream, can't he??

[Jokerman]

49. Tipsy McSwagger's Funtime Drink-Eatery n/t

[smtpgirl]

51. Roy McRogers

[otherlander]

53. Food Court

Called to order by...Judge Fudge!

[bluedogyellowdog]

54. White Krystal

You got ratburgers/sliders up north and ratburgers/sliders down south. Both great for those late nights when you have the munchies, if youknowwhatimean. :hippie: They should merge...

[CanuckAmok]

55. TGIFriedEggs