For Halloween - Which Chick Track should I use for my Halloween gifts

[LynneSin]

Poll question: For Halloween - Which Chick Track should I use for my Halloween gifts

I'm thinking that the Chick Tract folks have such a wide selection of literature I can hand out for halloween and it's very difficult to choose which one will least likely have my car egged & soaped. Help me decide which Chick Tract I should give out this halloween.

Nothing like spreading the lies through xtian propaganda!

#1) http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp


#2) http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1053/1053_01.asp


#3) http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0032/0032_01.asp


#4) http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0063/0063_01.asp


#5) http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0011/0011_01.asp

[ET Awful]

1. LMAO, did anyone else notice that "The Trick"

substitutes a Star of David in a circle for a pentacle?

[LynneSin]

2. You actually read them

:rofl:

I find it a joke these stupid chick tracts. Nothing like scaring the bejesus out of our kids for something that is nothing more than a harmless holiday

[ET Awful]

3. I read them for a laugh occasionally

:P

[Mad_Dem_X]

4. I read them all the time

They're flat-out hilarious.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I LOVE reading them!

[LynneSin]

7. I have LostinVa's address - that's what I'll send her

A crate of Chick Tracts

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Perfect! Write "Tastykake Pies" on the outside of the box.

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

12. Better yet, I'll get an empty tastykake box

Maybe I can find one that has pumpkin pie written on the outside of it

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. That would be the best.

Eat all the Tastykakes, then fill the box with chick tracts and send it to her.

[LynneSin]

14. Cept I hate pumpkin pie

I would have to send it to her in a Butterscotch Krimpet box

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. I hate Butterscotch Krimpets.

The pumpkin pie is good though. Those chocolate peanut butter things are AWESOME!

[LynneSin]

16. I have an addiction to Peanut Butter KandyKakes

And there are a bunch of them in our candy machine but I'm trying to not use them

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. How do you "use" a Peanut Butter KandyKake?

:P

[RebelOne]

6. Yup, Chick Tracts are one of the favorites for the Rapture Ready kooks.

www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=280822

[noonwitch]

8. Somebody put a copy of "The Trick" in my mailbox once

When I lived in Detroit, someone put it in there, and it had a stamp from a storefront church around the corner. I thought it was funny, especially as I was a practicing wiccan at the time.

Ironically, I had few trick-or-treaters when I lived in the city. Most people take their kids to the burbs for that, because it is safer. I used to get homeless adults coming by, begging for candy. It was sad.

The baptist church on the corner started opening up for the homeless (feeding, clothing,letting them take showers, etc.), so the kids could start begging again, but in my old hood, it never really took off.

[MrCoffee]

9. You really wanna be the tract lady?

yer gettin' flaming poo for halloween.

[trogdor]

10. You forgot about T.P. in the trees.

...and shaving cream in your mailbox, although I bet a quarter of a can of Great Stuff would fill the box nicely, producing a nice foam cast of the interior of the box.