Vaguely weird and incoherent rant about topic du jour

[Zomby Woof]

LOTS OF IT TYPED IN ALL CAPS!!1

Very little logic, and no discernible facts. LOTS of heightened emotion and breathlessness.

Takes pride in being controversial ("flame away!"), but takes umbrage when actually challenged.

[nini]

1. I like cookies

:-)

[Zomby Woof]

5. Only Freepers like cookies

:eyes:

[nini]

6. Why do hate America?

:puke:
































I still love cookies :P

[Zomby Woof]

8. So slather me with Oreos

And call me Pepperidge Farm! :bounce:

[nini]

29. Pepperidge Farm?

snookies cookies!! :9




:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

30. They have one flaw

Only EIGHT cookies to a bag. x(

[cwydro]

2. I take my umbrella

when it rains....:)

[Zomby Woof]

7. Umbrellas are a Rovian plot

Rain is good for plant life, so stopping it with UMBRELLAS is a hateful Rovian tactic designed to STEAL the election from us Democrats! :grr:

[cwydro]

23. it is a vast conspiracy...

[madinmaryland]

3. THIS IS HUGH!!1!! I'M SERIES!!1!!

[ThomCat]

4. Dude! Nobody reads posts that long.

Keep down to under 18 paragraphs.
x(

[Zomby Woof]

9. HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!!!

It's a small world after all, it's a small, small world...

[buddhamama]

15. oh how original

if there's an original thought out there

i could sure use it :)

[Zomby Woof]

17. Even the swap meets around here

Are getting corrupt. x(

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Insipient ad hominem attack

followed by utterly ludicrous, and completely unrelated, strawman argument about my own emotionally unevolved "issue".


(lots of empty lines of "dramatic space")


(and then finally)

Final salvo suggesting that if you can't understand the impeccable logic of my arguments, you are clearly from the wrong side of the tracks, your prioroties (and thus you, personally) are totally and utterly fucked, and that you are quite likely a troll.

Defiant and ridiculous smiley posted in total smugmess and intentionality, but which only makes me look like an ass to intelligent people.

[ThomCat]

11. Sycophantic post

cheering your conclusions.

Anyone who doesn't agree with your logic must be a troll!

[Zomby Woof]

14. Passive-aggressive rebuttal

Snide correction of your misspelling (incipient), and a swipe at your reading comprehension skills, including a gratuitous dig at your regional background and mores. Smiley.

Wistful conclusion that it's a shame that we all can't get along better and be able to discuss IDEAS with less confrontation. States that KKKarl Rove is creaming his pants over the division at DU.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Non-subtle accusation that poster is a lardassed fuckwit

Initial derogatory ad hominem attacks on poster's ill-conceived and ignorant gastronomical choices.

Blatant dismissal of poster's correction added with blatant anti-correction and pointed accusation that poster should get a goddamn dictionary and then learn to read it, because "incipient" and "insipient" are entirely different words, so don't try to correct a word that is used correctly, especially when poster is trying to correct it to a word that doesn't make any fucking sense in the context in which the word was being used.

Lazy signing off sentence, since it's not worth the trouble to point out for a third time that the poster's brains appear to made out of Foley's page-(body fluid)-filled diarrhea.

Smiley.

[Deep13]

20. Okay, how's this?

Since you think the 78 Battlestar Galactica is better than the present series, you must be a basket weaver. Clearly your basketweaving tendencies are the result of your Dad not going to your 7th grade soccer games. You're a strawman created by God in the manner of Genesis. (You said unevolved.)

(cue dramatic music.)


I can only imagine that anyone who can be remotely entertained by "Face" Benedict flying cardboard spaceships must be morally deficient, from a bad neighborhood, suffering from a venereal disease and a hideous creature from the imagination of Tolkien.
:hurts:

[In_The_Wind]

12. as usual ~ I haven't a clue

Did I miss something important again?

[buddhamama]

13. awesome

i love the fire extinguisher lady. (might i borrow it when modding? ) :thumbsup:

which leads me to my gripe. i have had it with nice people. arrgghhhh. what we need now is more angry mean people. :) :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

16. So aren't I mean and angry enough???

:eyes: ;-)


I don't like it when Joan gets fire extinguisher foam all over my cookies - which I took from Nini when she was distracted by the stunning logic of my posts. :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

24. Oh goodness! Did I goof again? Sorry ZW! That's enough to make anyone MAD!

Want some chicken instead?
It can't be as good as cookies but it's the only thing I have hanging around at the moment. :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

25. Sure! Borrow it anytime you want to.

This guy is beyond help.

[buddhamama]

26. i don't think it's a good idea

to post pics of Zomby without his permission. :D

thanks, Joan. :yourock:

[Zomby Woof]

28. Sure she can!

Unlike you, she pays me generous hush money! :P

[In_The_Wind]

34. ZW You are

Hot Stuff!

























in addition to Hush Money ~ I give great complements!

[Zomby Woof]

35. I lava you, Joanie!

You just let the emoticons flow!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Don't worry about it. Just CALL CONGRESS! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

[Phillycat]

19. God, I loved that thread.

I forgot to bookmark it, does anyone have it handy?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Here it is..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1871714&mesg_id=1871714

[Phillycat]

31. ....

"Hello? Senators Levin/Stabenow and Rep Camp? I'm calling because a profanity-intensive yet anonymous poster on an internet political board insisted I do, but I don't know why. Thank you for your time."

God, I love Richardo. :rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

27. 323 replies!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=1871714

[Phillycat]

32. ...

"I'm on hold...Quick! What, of an infinite number of things, do you want me to tell them?"

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

33. I'd double my DU donation

To get a peek at those deleted sub-threads just one more time...

[In_The_Wind]

36. just like most guys ~ they'll never listen to me

they don't even listen to the wishes of the voters 1/2 the time

[jus_the_facts]

37. S'UP DAWG....sigh......

.....THIS IS CONTAGIOUS...THE CDC AND WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION SAYS SO!!! :tinfoilhat: