Product slogans that sound naughty

[Oeditpus Rex]

Bonus points if the naughtiness is apparently unintentional.



"Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."



Go! :bounce:

[Deja Q]

1. Hold it long enough and it'll melt in your hand too...

Oh, "plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is." (alka seltzer, from the 1970s...)

[deucemagnet]

2. "Home of the Whopper"

Let's get the obvious ones out fo the way first!

[Deja Q]

10. Sorry, I stopped working there a long time ago... they're not my home anymore!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

33. "Hold the pickle"

[Guava Jelly]

3. :o)

Just Do It

[TheMightyFavog]

4. Nobody does it like sara lee

End of Line.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. That one always confused me

Was it "Nobody does it like Sara Lee" or "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"? :shrug:

[Left Is Write]

13. It's "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee."

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Thanks

I knew someone with an immaculate living room and great calves would know. :hi:

[Deja Q]

14. Well, I had Sara Lee and I've got to tells you...

nobody's better than the Hostess... :9

BTW:

[TheMightyFavog]

23. Little Debbie Plays Right Wing for the New York Islanders?

I don't see the resemblance.

[BlueJazz]

27. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Gillette, the best a man can get.

kinda sad really

[lildreamer316]

9. ROTFL!!! n/t

[Montauk6]

7. "You've come a long way, baby" (Virginia Slims)

"Taste me" (Doral)

I can't remember the slogan but are any of youse old enough to remember a not just sexy but downright erotic commercial for Dole Bananas with the hot brunette peeling the thing to the throbbing strains of P-Floyd's "Great Gig In the Sky"?

[Ava]

8. Just Do It

Nike

[Deja Q]

11. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"

:wow:

Someone got extra dry over that one...
:yoiks:

[Left Is Write]

12. Not a slogan, but I saw a dog product in the store today called....

"Moist & Meaty"

[Deja Q]

15. O.M.G. I have GOT to have a piece of that!

:rofl:

[JVS]

22. I remember that Adolph's Meatloaf Mix sported the slogan...

"Firm and moist"

For some reason my brother and I thought it was the most hilarious product ever. Not only did it share a name with Hitler, but also had sexual innuendo.

They still make the stuff, but I can't see the label here
http://www.lawrysfoods.com/admealmakmea.html

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. "Anticipation... It's slow good." Heinz Ketchup.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Oooo, with the ketchup slooooooowly ooooooooooooooozing

from the bottle, over Carly Simon...*




Odd — I'm suddenly craving a hamburger.







*Yeah, I intentionally parsed it that way. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

20. And yet people kept buying in anticipation that it would come...

:7

[Bucky]

36. It *will* come. You just gotta know how to pound the bottom correctly.

Some times it comes faster if you stick a spoon in it.

[Kutjara]

17. For years, Cadbury ran TV ads for its Flake chocolate bar...

...in which the most gorgeously raunchy women would, essentially, fellate the product, right down to coyly retrieving a crumb of chocolate from their quivering bottom lips and pushing is sensuously into their mouths.

My favorite product, however, are the major brand of dates sold in the UK. They're simply called "Eat Me."

[thefool_wa]

21. The old Prodigy Online Service one always got me

"Whatever you're into."

[petronius]

24. "It's all about the 'O'!" (Overstock.com)

No bonus points for me, however...

[ChoralScholar]

25. "Ted's of Beverly Hills"

"come and put our meat in your mouth"

[Elidor]

26. From a butcher shop:

You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat.

[Goblinmonger]

28. "The Joy of Flying" Aer Lingus

AerLingus is my favorite trademarked name. The airline that sounds naughty but isn't.

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. What does 'Lingus' translate to?

It's always sounded to me like they have "special" seats in first class.

:rofl:

[Sabriel]

29. Fine Corinthian Leather

(You can get it in latex or vinyl, too, if that's more your style.)

[izzybeans]

31. Tang: More Vitamin C than Orange Juice

The happiest thing that ever happened to breakfast

[Bucky]

34. You got a durty mind

and I admire you for it

[rug]

32. Finger Lickin' Good

http://www.themediadrome.com/content/articles/food_articles/finger_lickin_good.htm

[Bucky]

35. "We're Looking for a Few Good Men"

long time fave "Where's the Beef", but they were trying to be dirty.