I hereby invite you, the DU Lounge, to thrill me.

[RetroLounge]

Post how you're going to thrill me here in this thread. And be creative! :hi:

RL

[BarenakedLady]

1. I could thrill you

and then kill you.

Like a black widow or a praying mantis.

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

2. Oh, I could thrill you...

But the details would probably get this thread locked and then where would we be?

[RetroLounge]

3. Details needed...

:shrug:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

10. Detail oriented, are we?

This is a good thing.

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

12. Oh yeah, details are important

if one is to be thorough...

RL

[asthmaticeog]

4. I have a kazoo that plays only at priapism-inducing frequencies.

[RetroLounge]

5. and if your kazoo stays erect for more than 4 hours

:shrug:

RL

[asthmaticeog]

6. 1-800-hum-a-nut

[Deja Q]

15. I had no idea my phone number was listed!

:spray:

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Here's a thrill:

http://supervert.com/elibrary/gottfried_benn

Make sure you donwload the PDF of 'Morgue.'

:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

8. Something about boots and a countertop

It was your idea, remember? ;)

[RetroLounge]

16. Ah, now that's a thrilling thought...

one I intend to follow through on...

:hi:

RL

[swimboy]

9. I can say only this:

it involves Onion Rings :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

14. OMG. I know a coworker who did that once!

:spray:

[RetroLounge]

17. You are a bad bad man...

:loveya:

RL

[kwassa]

11. It involves a goat, trapeeze, and a canoe.

[RetroLounge]

19. Okay

Goat: check

Trapeze: Check

Canoe? That's just sick...

RL

[Deja Q]

13. Some would think I could give you a real thrill!

O8)

:evilgrin:, actually. So, want me to give you a big thrill? :D

[RetroLounge]

18. Big is relative...

:9

RL

[Deja Q]

21. Now that's just a flirt, right?

You're not serious?

[RetroLounge]

22. I never really know...

But I've been called a flirt, a tease and incorrigable quite a few times here in the lounge.

I've also been called sweetheart, dearest and stud.

:shrug:

:hi:

RL

[yvr girl]

20. It would start by distracting you from the computer

You might remember the rest...

[RetroLounge]

23. Oh, I remember it well...

You thrilled me beyond thrilling...

:9

RL

[wildhorses]

24. same way i plan to kill that other fellow (you KNOW the one)

death by chocolate--just saying it gives me a thrill:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. I can't.

I don't want to get your thread locked. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

26. That picture of your legs already thrilled me...

:hi:

RL