It Is A Gnome Invasion!!!!!!

[Lady Freedom]

[Lady Freedom]

1. their everywhere!!!

[Lady Freedom]

10. could this be a young Travelocity Roaming Gnome?

[mikeytherat]

2. I don't think they're invading, I think they're breeding!

mikey_the_rat

[Lady Freedom]

3. HEY DUDE!!!!!

[Lady Freedom]

4. heard of lounge lizards??

here are the lounge gnomes!

[Lady Freedom]

5. can't talk now, I have a situation...

[Lady Freedom]

6. this guy gets around better that the Roaming Gnome!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. I wonder if that is a group shot of all the traveling gnomes?

You know the ones that people steal, take on vacation, and send postcards to the owners from? :hi:

http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0130/p14s01-lihc.html

[johnnie]

8. This calls for some David Bowie

I was walking down the High Street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (Hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter)
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..)
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office
(Gnome Office)
Yes
(Hahahahaha)

CHORUS
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the laughing Gnome

Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
(Haven't you got a light boy?)
"Here, where do you come from?"
(Gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"Oh, really?"

In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was Fred
He'd bought him along to sing me a song

Right, let's hear it
Here, what's that clicking noise?
(That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"

(Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)
"Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?"
(No, we're gnomads)
"Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school?
you look like a rolling gnome."
(No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)

Now they're staying up the chimney
And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
It's the-er (what?)
It's the Gnome service of course

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, oh, dear me

(Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me")

[Guava Jelly]

9. eeeeeeeeeeeeek they are growing them!!!!!!

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fast.. :crazy:

[Lady Freedom]

11. Viva Las Vegas!!

[jobycom]

12. Oh give me a gnome, where the buffalo roam...

and you'll wind up with pottery shards!

(I found a picture of a gnome on a range (stove), but I was too lazy to photobucket it.)

[hedgehog]

13. I bought a gnome in England and it ended up in my carry-on

because we had to lighten the checked luggage. Traveling from Heathrow to Geneva, a bunch of English security officers gathered at the X-ray screen and then started laughing. Leaving Frankfurt for home, I got pulled aside into a little room where the gnome was swabbed for explosives. I was very nervous for a few minutes since I realized that the gnome could have picked up some nitrates from sitting next to sacks of fertilizer at the garden center. It all turned out OK, and the gnome is sitting on the porch now.

[Lady Freedom]

14. Settle down guys...

There is a lady Gnome present!