Words that sound naughty..but aren't... (I'll start)

[SoCalDem]

dipthong
crotchety

[billyskank]

1. Wankel rotary engine

I always say it, but I like it. :hi:

[SoCalDem]

2. and ungulate

[SmileyBoy]

3. butt joint

...

[MrScorpio]

4. Kumquat

[SacredCow]

34. Now I'll be thinking nasty thoughts...

As I'm making my cranberry-kumquat relish for Thanksgiving.... :evilgrin:

[TheBaldyMan]

5. mastication

[rug]

6. organism

[2008]

7. vacillate

[Binka]

8. loquacious

gushes
moist

[Binka]

9. cromlech

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. My personal favorite: pianist.

Say it wrong and it is downright DANGEROUS. :P

[DrDan]

11. Uranus

[Courtesy Flush]

12. Weed eater

:rofl:

[Courtesy Flush]

13. European

[datasuspect]

14. cock

rooster

[kay1864]

15. emulate,

phonographic,

and a whole list of other words that were in a MAD magazine fake "political smear campaign" ad back in the 60's. All I can remember is "As a child, he used to emulate other boys on the playground" and "His son is known to subscribe to a phonographic magazine".

[BarenakedLady]

16. self delete

[raccoon]

17. Esperantist. nt

[Courtesy Flush]

18. gladiator

[Richardo]

19. uvula

[Little Wing]

20. Bung

[regularguy]

21. Homeowner.

[philosophie_en_rose]

22. penal colony

[kmla]

23. Succubus.

...

[trackfan]

25. Well, succubus is kind of dirty

From wikipedia:

In Western medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi) is a demon which takes the form of a female to seduce men (especially monks) :rofl: in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

[NewJeffCT]

80. That's what happened to Jimmy Swaggart

It was a succubus, in the form of a prostitute

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. cum laude

:P

[SeattleGirl]

76. magna cum laude

[yellowdogintexas]

81. summa cum laude (sorry couldn't resist!) nt

[Arugula Latte]

26. angina

[BreweryYardRat]

39. The best use of that I've ever seen was in one of my favorite shows.

"Dad, this chick's just the heart-attack rebound! It's the angina talking!"
*gasp* "It talks?"
"ANgina."

[SacredCow]

45. What show was that?

Somehow, I'm thinking I remember that from "Titus"

[BreweryYardRat]

49. Yep, Titus.

That got canceled too early.

[SacredCow]

50. Agreed.

That show had some seriously funny writers, and a great cast.

[TheBaldyMan]

58. The Angina Monologues ?

[reyd reid reed]

27. Lingual

[Orsino]

28. Succulent. n/t

[Phillycat]

29. Moist

[dpbrown]

30. Mastication

Be sure to do it at least 30 times.

[Lautremont]

31. Philatelist

Def.: One who practices philately.

[Drifter]

32. CockaPoo

The best thing about owning a CockaPoo, is you get to say CockaPoo a lot.

Cheers
Drifter

[coolhandlulu]

33. schism

[Quantess]

35. pianist

uvula

[Deep13]

36. Regina

[cobalt1999]

37. Head Cheese.

[yellowdogintexas]

82. the irony being that head cheese is soo disgusting. blech! nt

[KayLaw]

38. Naked.

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Self-flagellation

:freak:

[undeterred]

41. ballcock

[SoCalDem]

42. And a freeperism.. Screwn :)

[Kutjara]

43. labial fricative n/t

[gmoney]

83. Excellent song by the Bonzo Dog Band

Labio-Dental Fricative
(Stanshall/Innes)

Cannibal chiefs chew Camembert cheese
'cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky
Big Fat Fred sticks fur to his head
'cause he thinks fur makes him freaky
Benjamin Bland and his Bugle Band blow the blues bi-weekly
(Yee hoo hoo!)
How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases?

http://www.neilinnes.org/L.htm

Features Eric Clapton on some really nice lead guitar...

[SacredCow]

44. Lessee....

Bangkok
Thespian
Uvula
Masticate

[conscious evolution]

46. prick crack booty rubber

[Lowell]

47. Rectify

[Courtesy Flush]

48. Titillate

[Evoman]

51. Rectory

[Shell Beau]

52. Analgesic

[femmocrat]

53. ball peen

[Radical Activist]

54. butt-snuffer

I saw it on a sign encouraging people to put out their cigarettes.

[Ramsey]

55. Pulchritude

Sounds like a nasty insult, but actually means "beautiful".

[femmocrat]

56. shitake

[Courtesy Flush]

64. Good... but what about shitzu?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

57. sextet

[KamaAina]

59. Thespian

A pol down South, long ago, said of his opponent's sister, "She was once a thespian in wicked New York." :eyes:

Similarly, "Lebanese".

[Ringo84]

60. Big Mac

[YDogg]

61. facial

[Ringo84]

62. Perturbation

[Hugin]

63. Pinus...

[Courtesy Flush]

65. OMG.... I forgot... my own name!

Fuchs

[Hugin]

66. Loaf

This is one of my favorites.

[Hugin]

67. Littoral

Littoral: the region of the shore of a lake or sea or ocean

[Hugin]

68. Cocker

... Spaniel.

[Left Brain]

69. Volvo

[Hugin]

70. Squeegee

*tsk*

[Hugin]

71. Knob

Honestly, I don't know why this one isn't here.

[Aristus]

72. Slartibartfast.

It's a proper name, not just a word.

;-)

[Roon]

73. Mukluk

eom

[Ediacara]

74. Orogeny and Cummingtonite

Orogeny is a mountain building event and Cummintonite is a mineral.

[mykpart]

75. Condominium.

Conundrum
Obfuscate
Ameliorate
Asperger's (syndrome)

[WHAT]

77. e e cummings...

with a name like that

pshaw

[Omphaloskepsis]

78. facundity

bloviate

[TheMightyFavog]

79. Shoe.

Megaphone.
Grunties.