My life is complete
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:02 PM
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The children are having a farting contest. There's a whoopie cushion involved.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:03 PM
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Thanks for making me laugh. It's been quite a weekend for me (see my thread on My Christmas weekend) and I could use a laugh.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:04 PM
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Howard Stern wannabes???????
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:06 PM
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3. Be sure to put a little water in it.
Gives it that nice splattery sound.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:08 PM
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4. it's doing fine without it
Don't give them ideas. It's starting to smell in here.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:13 PM
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5. These are the memories that will warm your heart
in your old age and the days you'll wish you could have back...Don't forget to mention this when you make the toasts at their wedding receptions.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:17 PM
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6. My dog doesn't know what a whoopee cushion is
and he's playing the same game!
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:20 PM
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8. give him a prune, a small one
Oughta clear that right up. :evilgrin:
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:20 PM
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7. Now they're playing with sharp knives
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:13 PM
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15. Let me know whe they start running with scissors
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:55 PM
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9. and now, of course, the tears
the whoopee cushion broke. As usual. Anybody know where I can get an industrial grade whoopee cushion? We seem to go through one a week around here.
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Sun Dec-28-03 09:59 PM
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but real farts live almost forever. Enjoy reality! It won't last forever! :)
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:01 PM
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11. Hehe, I thought you meant complete as in
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:03 PM
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12. wouldn't that be my life is complete"D"?
And, don't we all live forever? peace :)
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:03 PM
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13. ahhh, the pleasues of child rearing!
fortunately for me, i've been able to live without them! :evilgrin:
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:04 PM
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each got mini whoopy cushions in their stockings. They have been very happy this weekend. :D (This woman has learned to put up with, at times even enjoy, fart jokes over time. Nor could I care less if the seat is left up either.)
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Sun Dec-28-03 10:51 PM
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16. And You're The Parent
Giving us a "blow-by-blow account?" Can we help by sending you a cat that pees at every byte dropped at DU?
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