On a scale of 1 to 5: How hairy are you?

[Writer]

Poll question: On a scale of 1 to 5: How hairy are you?

Yes, I am only curious.

[Az]

1. I am like a freaking Elf

I can't grow any face hair to save my life. I have a beard and a mustache but its only the result of decades of growth. I don't dare cut any substantial amounts as it would take another decade to replace it.

[Droopy]

2. I've got hair 2 inches long everywhere but my back

But it takes me about a month to grow any noticeable facial hair. I need rogaine for my face.

[billyskank]

3. Fucked up

I've got nothing on my upper body at all, and then well hairy legs. It's ridiculous.

[Fuzz]

4. Hey, my name is in that poll!!!!

;)

[cwydro]

5. Not very

hairy. Cracking myself up with my poem.:rofl:

Ok, sorry, gonna go get another glass of wine....

[mainegreen]

6. Clearly my ancestors were hairy german barbarians whacking things w/sticks in the woods.

Ung. Me mainegreen. Me grow hair.

[trof]

7. Depends on WHERE.

Hairier than I'd like in some areas, not as hairy as I'd like in others.
It comes with age.
;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Just average hairiness, my dear Writer!

It doesn't grow very fast either.........:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

9. Smooth as a baby. It just takes me a bit more work than most.

Stupid Italian genes. x(

[Allenberg]

10. Depends on the region

Waist up, nearly bare except for a goatee, small patches under the arms. Waist down, I'm like a gorilla. I really can't explain it. I have exceptionally hairy toes. :D

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. She asked me why-- Why I'm just a hairy guy

I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Average here.

:hi: Except my head---I have hair so thick it could be a lion's mane. :rofl: :hi: I keep my underarms and legs shaved.

Oh, and just FYI, I find body hair on guys very attractive. :evilgrin:

[ironflange]

17. Underarms and legs?

Keep going, this is just starting to get interesting.

(sorry)

ironflange ---> :spank: <--- NWC1981

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. LOL...

:rofl: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

18. Rooaaaaaarrrr! Lioness!

hubba hubba

I have to take a cold shower now NewWave

:loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. LOL

:hi: :rofl: I posed a semi-lioness pic a while back. My hair gets BIG when it's humid outside, but I keep it under control most of the time. :P

:loveya:

[elocs]

13. Hairy is my middle name. Well, actually Harry.

I'm pretty average everywhere except my chest, which is very hairy. Since puberty I have had very well developed pecs although I do not workout and the hair along my sternum is so long and thick that I can put a comb in it and it will stay. One thing I have noticed is that men who are very hairy or need to shave twice a day are usually going bald. Fortunately I still have a pretty full head of hair.

[Bryan]

14. 5. I have a lot of Scottish blood.

Like Sean Connery, I've got hair hair everywhere except where I want it.

[Roon]

15. I have one hair on my chest

Not anymore, I just plucked it!

[baldguy]

16. I thought I was average.

Then my girlfriend screamed "EEEeeewwwwww!" when she saw my back for the first time.

Not my girlfriend anymore.

[ironflange]

19. A 4 here

I guess a borderline 5. I like it, so does Mrs Ironflange, and it's healthy looking, except the top of my head is a little thin. Not nearly as thin as a few years ago, it really is growing back -- no Rogaine or anything. If I could figure out why this is, I'd be a billionaire.

[BarenakedLady]

22. Normally hairy I suppose

I've got a lot on my head anyway.

[plcdude]

25. you know

you're really weird don't you?

[BarenakedLady]

27. I have heard rumors of the sort

yes.

:silly:

[azmouse]

23. Not very hairy.

I have enough hair on the top of my head but not much hair elsewhere. Heck, I barely have eyebrows.

[Tyo]

24. Hair on the top....

a patch in the middle, and a bit on the lower legs. That's about it.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Ape.

[Cascadian]

28. I am a bear! I mean hairy as a bear.

My Dad gave me this crap along with my baldness. I think I am devolving. One of these days, I am getting it all removed.


John

[meegbear]

30. Let's see!

[Cascadian]

32. HA HA! Sorry!

I have no photos to show off. I am pretty camera shy. I can tell you though a forest of hair grows on me.

[meegbear]

29. I selected 4, but you ain't shaving me ...

I'm "hairy in all the right places". :evilgrin:

[Phillycat]

31. I have very little hair.

My head hair is baby fine - barettes slide right out of it. I have a decent amount of it though. I have almost no body hair. I can refrain from shaving my legs for 2 weeks and you can barely see it. And, even though I'm sicilian and I have dark hair and eyes, my body hair is blonde. :shrug: