I just ate twelve bowls of Corn Flakes. It's great to be alive.

[moz4prez]

Oh, and ask me anything.

[Bronco69]

1. Would 12 bowls equal

one whole box?

[moz4prez]

4. two boxes.

big bowl.

[KG]

2. don't get too far from home for a few hours....

[jimbo fett]

3. Generic or Kellogg's corn flakes? I'm a cereal snob. I gotta know.

[moz4prez]

5. generic Corn Flakes

it's all the same anyway, right?

[david_vincent]

8. Yup, it's all genetically modified

[gator_in_Ontario]

6. Silly moz

:P
you could have had one bowl of total! course you'ld still be hungry...

[rasputin1952]

7. You might not say that...

when all of that 'roughage' passes through your system.

I might add, that the sudden increase in chemical preservatives might not be very healthy, if you stub your toe over the next 12 hours or so, you might actually :nuke:.

:evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

9. mmmm.... donuts

;)

[foo_bar]

10. shoulda had that bowl of Total

[SmileyBoy]

11. You'd need 12 bowls of Corn Flakes to equal the nutrition...

...in one bowl of Total.

[camero]

12. Would you like

some Metamucil with your corn flakes? Never enough fiber ya know. :)

[Nlighten1]

13. You are going to blow your colon out.

Is that healthy?

[moz4prez]

14. hey, pal, I just want to die, is all

Death by Corn Flakes

[JVS]

25. According to this site it is

www.colonblow.com

[RebelOne]

15. OK, I am going to ask why you ate 12 bowls of Corn Flakes.

[moz4prez]

17. I thought it would be gratifying, and so it was

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. Um, are you in some kind of colonic cult?

How about a barium enema while you are at it?


I think your 12 bowls will nicely fill one bowl with sticky brown stuff.

[moz4prez]

18. No, I am just trying to put on weight before the spring arrives

I want to be beautiful again.

[hlthe2b]

23. Putting on weight with cereal is actually not that unlikely....

I couldn't eat 12 bowls but I've been known to gorge on cereal with milk and sugar replacement. Each bowl just seems to make me hungrier and hungrier. Thus, I am now permanently LOW CARBING! (thank you Atkins, Sugar Busters, South Beach for bringing sanity back into my life). But, I still miss my corn flakes, rice crispies, cheerios!

[GabysPoppy]

19. 12 bowls of cornflakes?

And you find GD2004 nauseating? Maybe there is a connection.

[bearfan454]

20. Darn, talk about the munchies !

I thought my 5 chili dogs the other night was bad.

[rasputin1952]

21. 5 Chili dogs!!!!...

I'd stay a good 1/4 mile away from you for the next 24 hours!

:bounce:

[bearfan454]

22. I was really hungry

in a strange kind of way.

[rasputin1952]

24. LOL...

I'm surprised you stay on the ground with all of that methane in your system!

:puffpiece:

:bounce:

[moz4prez]

26. I had not been smoking drugs

Was merely feeling sad :(

[bearfan454]

27. Me neither. That would be morally wrong.

Ha ha !

[moz4prez]

28. bite your tongue — er — fingers!

x(