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No, Kate Bush is not really stalking me. This is just a parody song that popped into my head about celebrity stalkers who just cannot get enough of insert-artist's-name-here and must, at all costs, insert themselves into the artist's personal life. No music yet, but I figure this would be a great punkabilly song like in the Elvis Hitler genre or something. Enjoy!
Copyright (c)2007 by Daniel Barnett. Permission granted to Democratic Underground to display these lyrics. All other rights reserved.
My problem has no end in sight
She haunts me every day and night
I feel her breathing down my neck
Making me a nervous wreck
Chew my fingernails to the bone...
Kate Bush won't leave me alone
She's sending me a ton of mail
Day and night, without fail
Her hip's got a tattoo of my name
At home or work, it's all the same
Five thousand messages on my phone...
Kate Bush won’t leave me alone
She asks,
What are your feelings on revenge?
What's the deeper meaning of that song?
When are you going vegetarian?
Why have you been avoiding me so long?
Gurdijeff or Dalai Lama? Haunted by emotional trauma?
Did you know that disc number two of Aerial was written just for you?
I changed my address and moved away
She caught up with me the very next day
Restraining order is a crock
She did a concert for the cops
Mailed her Fairlight to my home...
Kate Bush won't leave me alone
She asks,
What are your feelings on revenge?
What's the deeper meaning of that song?
When are you going vegetarian?
Why have you been avoiding me so long?
Gurdijeff or Dalai Lama? Haunted by emotional trauma?
Did you know that disc number two of Aerial was written just for you?
She spams my e-mail day and night
Chased off my girlfriend, that ain't right
Keeping sane is getting hard
What's that treehouse in my yard?
Singing to me with a megaphone...
Kate Bush won't leave me alone
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