I like James Carville, but dammit this is funny!

[Bucky]

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James Carville

Once thought to be extinct, James "The Crypt Keeper" Carville is thought to represent the last surviving member of the phyla vinnie testaverde, an odd, reptilian hold over from the so-called American League period of the Cretacious. Distinguished by a thin, almost translucent brain case and needle-like eyes, James Carville lacks a brain, and relies on a shaft of quasi-nucleac fatty tissue to control his speech centers and major bodily functions. Uniquely, James Carville has adopted a single ended digestive tract permitting the intake of anal gel (his primary food source) and fecal discharge through a single, teeth-filled orifice just below two non-functional proto-eyes. The James Carville lives in a symbiotic relationship with a segmented worm known as the Hillary Clinton, each providing the other with intestinal discharge used to lubricate their interlocking tentacles.

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C'mon, people. If you can't laugh at a stranger's physical appearance, what can you laugh at?