This is EVIL!!

[VenusRising]

They are crazy! It's unbelievable that they would do this to us!! No one should have such easy access to this stuff. It's a health hazard and should be stopped immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!





I guess I'm going to have to look for a gym membership now. Or a Hover-Round. :rofl:

[Heidi]

1. Also known as:

Things that don't last long enough to make it into a crust. Spoon, please. :evilgrin:

[Omphaloskepsis]

2. I'm that way with Cool Whip...

http://www.kraftfoods.com/coolwhip/

[Heidi]

5. Ack!

Call Me Wesley will stand at the fridge and squirt whipped topping right out of the can into his mouth. :eyes:

[Omphaloskepsis]

17. Does he hold the can pointed towards the sky?

We call that a whip-it..

[VenusRising]

18. My husband's best friend does that

when we get to the end of a can. I never had much use for it, myself.

[Heidi]

19. Nope.

He points it straight down his throat. :yoiks:

[VenusRising]

3. Hell, it may not make it out of the parking lot

on the right day. :rofl:

[Heidi]

4. Hahahahaha!

The first item my sister-in-law puts in her cart _every_ time she shops is an icey cold Coke. When she gets to the checkstand, she has the cashier scan the empty bottle and dispose of it. :rofl:

[QMPMom]

6. I've done that before. I feel like a toddler with an open package

of cookies when I do it!

[Heidi]

9. I've never done it, but I've allowed

my goddaughters to do it. :blush: Their mom thinks CMW and I allow them to behave like savages when they're with us. But that's what aunts, uncles and godparents are for, right? :evilgrin:

[VenusRising]

12. Of course!

You spoil them rotten and give them back.

It reminds me of a Wanda Sykes stand-up routine. She said she was watching her sister's kids. Her sister called at midnight and asked if the kids had been any trouble. Wanda says to her sister, "No, no trouble at all. We're sitting up drinking liquor and playing Nintendo. What? They're not my kids!".

:rofl::rofl:

[Heidi]

13. Tooooooooo funny!

:rofl: :spray:

[VenusRising]

7. Oh, I would at least wait until I got to my car.

I don't want to look totally pathetic walking around with a big tub o' cheesecake filling in the store.

I have friends that do that with cokes, too. :rofl:

[Heidi]

8. But it's OK to do that!

That's why grocery stores also sell plastic spoons! Din't you know that? :evilgrin:

[VenusRising]

10. What!?!

And get plastic taste all over my cheesecake filling?? I'll use my finger, thank you.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Heidi]

11. You are _one class act_, gf.

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

14. We are talking bad day here, remember?

I would never lower myself so on a good day.

:rofl:


Thanks for the towelette

[Heidi]

15. Sounds to me like cheesecake filling straight out of the tub

would MAKE it a good day. :7

[VenusRising]

16. Now there is a commercial in that!!

You see a woman in a bubble bath and hear her moaning with pleasure. Then a voiceover that says, "Make a good day out of a bad day...straight from the tub." Then show the woman sitting in her bubble bath eating ready-to-eat cheesecake filling right out of the tub.

Cut & Print!