I've decided to never, ever EVER get my hair cut in a salon again.

[graywarrior]

EVER....

I'll let it grow til it looks like a garden of snakes before I let another "stylist" near me.

Hear me out there, you crazy fucks with scissors!!!! You are DEAD to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redwitch]

1. I have been where you are.

It is a bad place. But it IS only hair, it will grow. Do not despair!

[graywarrior]

3. I got it cut TWO FRIGGING MONTHS AGO!! and it still looks like SHIT.

The Horror.

[redwitch]

16. you need to learn to trust again.

:hug: Ask around to find someone great. And then threaten them with slow painful death if they cut your hair badly. :-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Madusa hair?

[graywarrior]

4. That's the look I'm going for.

Fuck, it's better than what I have now....Bozo the Clown.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I haven't cut my hair since my brother's wedding in July.

But I'm going to donate it to Locks of Love again, so I haven't had the need to cut it. It's about ready from a trim though.

[graywarrior]

11. Wasn't your hair really long at one time?

How long is it now?

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Yes, it was down to my hips a couple years ago

It's about mid-back now.

[graywarrior]

18. Toby likes it long.

[pitohui]

5. i decided this 7 years ago

no one has ever noticed anything, keep it clean, and don't be afraid of ponytails or updo's that you can do yourself

the hubster hasn't been to a stylist in almost 10 years

i even cut the back myself but that's just going to extremes to prove a point, it's better to share the job of cutting the back with a friend or spousal unit

it won't look like a nest of snakes, just use the right product, you probably know what conditioner you like best anyway

[graywarrior]

7. Spousal Unit....bwahahahahahahahaha

[SPKrazy]

6. Shave IT!

become the bald warrior buffed up and ready to take on psycho repukes and hair stylists!

[graywarrior]

8. That's too much like being naked. Not pretty on me.

[SPKrazy]

10. Then grow it and never comb it

:rofl: or cut it

[graywarrior]

12. Isn't that what I just said? OMG, dude!

[SPKrazy]

14. Then Grow It And

never comb it.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

19. I never comb it now.

Seriously....I'm a mess.

[auntAgonist]

13. I'm petrified of hairstylists.

:scared:


aA

[graywarrior]

20. They're EVIL.

[Connonym]

17. If I was more brave

I'd do my hair like Anne Lamott. Or shave my head.

[crim son]

21. I always befriend my stylist so she isn't indifferent to what she

does to my hair. Even so, I still come out of the salon looking like a naked mole rat, about one time in three.

[idgiehkt]

22. male or female?

My rule is I never let a woman touch my hair. Anyone who gets near my hair with either scissors or dye/bleach must be a)male, and b)gay.

[applegrove]

23. I cut my own hair. My hair grows like a weed. No point in getting it

cut in any style..it grows out in two weeks. Then I'd have to go back.

[graywarrior]

24. That's what I'm gonna do from now on.

At $40 a haircut, who can afford it?

[applegrove]

25. I've saved thousands that way, ore the years. Then spent it on the nicodemon.