What happened to my ass? - Democratic Underground

MrScorpio

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Wed Jan-07-04 06:16 PM
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What happened to my ass?

I think that it just froze off.

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yorgatron

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Wed Jan-07-04 06:18 PM
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1. i thought you were going to say

you were just over in GD primary 2004 and it got chewed off...

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populistmom

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Wed Jan-07-04 06:20 PM
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2. Coldness

Can make one feel less than ass-tastic!

:scared:

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ewagner

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Wed Jan-07-04 06:22 PM
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3. Think that's bad?

Edited on Wed Jan-07-04 06:23 PM by ewagner

I was reminded yesterday why you shouldn't wear boxer shorts in a -25 wind chill.....

jjeeeeesssshhhh!

edit for typo

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Bunny

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Wed Jan-07-04 06:24 PM
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4. Maybe it ran off with Matcom's ass?

n/t

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MrScorpio

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Wed Jan-07-04 06:30 PM
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5. Now that it's gone, maybe I can get drunk...

and dream about pink asses on parade.

Naww.

Mines brown

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frogbison

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Wed Jan-07-04 06:43 PM
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6. EEWWW!

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methinks2

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Wed Jan-07-04 07:10 PM
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7. I heard a small sound

behind me . . . I looked back . . . AAHHHHHHHHH I think I found your ass!!! It has apparently attached itself to my ass. That explains my tight jeans, they're all your fault! Please summon your ass now and get it out of my jeans!

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MrScorpio

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Wed Jan-07-04 07:14 PM
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8. Yonder ass, get thee here, I beckon you.

Oh tender ass, so round and full of grace,
How I have missed you
And treasured our last embrace

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methinks2

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Wed Jan-07-04 07:21 PM
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9. So poetic!!!

I feel better already. Although the jeans still seem to be snug. Perhaps there's a residual effect?!! AAHHGGGG You've somehow infected with with the extra ass bug. (I've heard there's no cure)

All could be lost.. .

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tigereye

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Wed Jan-07-04 07:33 PM
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10. careful, grab it before it shatters on the ground!

It is extremely cold. Thanks for a good laugh. It has been that kind of day when one needs an ass joke.

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MrScorpio

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Wed Jan-07-04 07:37 PM
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11. Maybe we need to get Ahnuld in here

Edited on Wed Jan-07-04 07:38 PM by MrScorpio

He's an expert at grabbing asses. He could do the job.

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camero

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Wed Jan-07-04 07:49 PM
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12. I'm still trying to find out what happened to mine.

I think it disappeared? :)

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