I'm dang near being dumb as a rock

[MoseyWalker]

Would someone please give me some information that is useful in making it through the day to day stuff?

Thanks!

(I'll have my one good ear pressed against the monitor so I can see!)

[achtung_circus]

1. Keep the vehicle

on the black stuff between the trees.

[MoseyWalker]

2. Yes!

I knew I would learn something! Now I just have to keep repeating that to myself until my mind turns blue, or I'll never remember.

[pscot]

3. Everything

has to be somewhere.

[MoseyWalker]

4. Even if one is a Nowhere Man?

say it ain't so?

[pscot]

6. True Fact

You just have to know where to look.

[graywarrior]

7. Wherever you go, there you are.

[Skittles]

5. bathe daily, wear clean clothes and use a deodorant

yes

[Shine]

8. Lighten up!!

:D
it works wonders....

[MoseyWalker]

9. Please

no racial bigotry in this thread.

Lighten up is now considered to be a politically incorrect term.

Thank you, and don't forget to tip the waitresses and waiters!

(I'm just being goofy, if you didn't know already)

[Shine]

11. Uh oh, I'm in trouble, then.

I have that expression on my license plate, too! The best reaction I ever got, though, was when some college kids drove by, honked and made a motion with their hands as if they were tokin' off a big doobie. :rofl: I hadn't even THOUGHT of that particular meaning to the term! heheh.

[Spacemom]

10. Tell the people that you love

that you do, everyday.

Don't go to bed angry.

There's more, but I've forgotten most of it. :D

[achtung_circus]

12. Your memory

is the second thing to go.