Scientists assess DNA Hair sample - apparently not from Earth

[madrchsod]

"Earlier that morning, he had driven his wife to work, then returned home and went back to bed for a short while. Suddenly, he bolted wide awake and sat up. There "were two humanoid females sitting on the bed, both entirely naked," says Peter Khoury."

"These two women looked human in nearly every way. They had well proportioned adult bodies. One looked somewhat Asian, with straight dark shoulder-length hair and dark eyes. The other looked "perhaps Scandinavian-like", with light-coloured ("maybe bluish") eyes and long blond hair that fell half-way down her back."


and it gets a whole lot better later in the article

http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/home/Frontpage/2007/02/22/01358.html
The Canadian National Newspaper: Scientists assess DNA Hair sample from Human being apparently not from Earth


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[tk2kewl]

1. They sound like my kind of aliens.

I will have to click the link after I get home from work. It sounds like it might contain inappropriate content. :P

[RebelOne]

2. I'm not sure that I believe that story. Way, way too weird.

[petronius]

3. It's not cheating if it's with an ET...

:)

[Sequoia]

4. That rocks!

The gods and goddess of ancient Greece...who were they and why did they have special powers and messed around with the earthlings? Even in the Bible it talks about people coming from the sky and mating with women on Earth. You see on Planet Heaven God and Lucifer were in a power struggle. Lucifer lost and he and his followers had to leave the planet so they went to Earth.

[matcom]

5. THAT is the story he told his WIFE?

:rofl:

[Jokerman]

6. Gee honey...

I don't know HOW that blond hair got wrapped around my penis. It must have been those darn aliens!

[Sequoia]

8. Sniff...."You don't love me, you love that alien girl."

Just wait until the spaceships come down! They know better, old George might want to take over their planet too.

[AllegroRondo]

7. Dear Penthouse Forum.....

:rofl:

[Little Wing]

9. Ah, that's just Number 6 and Boomer

[Pierre.Suave]

12. Thats exactly what I was thinking

this guy has seen too many episodes of BSG.

[MonkeyFunk]

10. "When did you start wearing women's underwear?!"

"When my wife found some panties in my glove compartment"

[krispos42]

11. Didn't this happen in "City Slickers", to Billy Crystal's character? n/t

[mike_c]

13. what?-- that happens all the time, right...?

I mean, two or three times a week at my house. That happens to everyone, right?

[xchrom]

14. elves -- chinese related elves.

[billyskank]

15. Lucky bastard

I'm sure mine would be the gray skinned type with the big eyes.

They would probably have a fetish for anal probes.