>>>>> Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'

[Little Wing]

:wow:

LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_en_mu/people_keith_richards_3

[idgiehkt]

1. Lol, I expected this to be a joke.

:rofl:

There are no words.

[cwydro]

2. oh

dear.

[Maineiac]

3. I heard that on the radio today

Is that what keeps him so young looking? :rofl:

[Zuiderelle]

4. oh.

wow.

[Roon]

5. Great!

This is all we need! :crazy:

[ulysses]

6. ...

A few more relatives and he gets to be reanimated.

[deepthought42]

7. I saw it on msnbc.com...

:wow:

:wtf:

Holy fucking shit...there are no words!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. When I die, I want to be snorted by Keith Richards.

According to legend, if your ashes are snorted by Keith Richards, you'll spend the afterlife being serviced by dozens of valkyrie virgins.

[crispini]

10. bwah!

:spray:

[johnnie]

9. Hard to believe Keith is still doin blow

How this guy manages to stay alive is beyond me, but he sure doesn't give the "drugs kill" meme much support. Keith rocks!

[AlCzervik]

12. if he ever dies he should leave his body to science, there must be many answers in him.

[matcom]

11. so did I

then I blew him

:rofl: