How's the Easter Bunny supposed to get any work done around here?

[crim son]

Nobody wants to go to bed but the Bunny. Sometimes being the Bunny is a real chore.

[SPKrazy]

1. This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics

come on let's see you in your bunny suit! :P

[crim son]

2. Oh all right.

[SPKrazy]

3. Crimmie, Is That Your Dad?

was that you last night?

geez,

:rofl:

[crim son]

5. No, last night I was totally fried.

That's me this morning, hung over.

[SPKrazy]

7. Dad or the rabbit?

I think I saw you if you were the rabbit..., but I don't know...

does your dad carry you around often?

:shrug:

[crim son]

8. That's not my Dad, that's Maineiac.

He's not feeling very well.

[SPKrazy]

18. That's 'Cause He's DEAD!

I told you he committed snowicide, and the coroner's report was final.

I don't care if he's still walking, he's dead!

Dead man walking!

:crazy:

[crim son]

20. No, dearest, that would be you.

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

23. Oh, well

then I'm dead

:shrug:

I didn't commit snowicide

:hug:

[crim son]

25. Sleep dep-icide was your way out of this cruel world.

Or it will be if you aren't careful.

[SPKrazy]

33. Well, That Might Be The Way To go

I mean, hey, just stay away from traffic and drive alone.

I think when the time comes, I still like the swimming in the ocean thing.

swallowed by a wave and all.

I don't want to be here right now?

it's frickin' easter, i'm supposed to rise tomorrow! oh, wait, that was that other d00d that did that.

:shrug:

[crim son]

34. ...

:spray: Yeah, you're getting yourself confused with Our Lord Jesus Christ. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

40. No, I Know He Supposedly Rose

Well I wouldn't mind having Rose, but I won't Rise again from the dead.

:rofl:

[crim son]

42. But you will rise again!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

43. Good Gawds I Will Do That!

and NOT SOON ENOUGH!

:rofl:

oh I replied to your PM just now :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

4. i filled the eggs in the laundry room and i'm waiting for my daughter to go

to sleep, unfortunately on weekends i usually fall asleep before she does. the basket i did last week.

[crim son]

6. I have everything ready to go but haven't filled the baskets.

That's no big deal but hiding the hundred chocolate eggs is a big deal. I'm going to be doing it in a stupor. The STBE has fallen asleep and will be no help. I can hear him snoring from here.

You did the basket ahead of time, huh? Very smart.

[AlCzervik]

9. i had no choice because she was going to be on spring break and she's

really good at hearing that damn crinkle noise the bags makes, damn kid!! :D

[crim son]

12. All children learn to identify the sounds of various wrappings during their

first few years of life. It's true, isn't it? :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

13. Lol yup.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. Damn the Bunny!

:P

[crim son]

14. This bunny believes the kids are old enough to put their own damned

baskets together, but the kids disagree. :P

How are you, SA?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. Damn lazy kids.

:P

Doing good. You?

[crim son]

17. Just grand.

A quiet night and all is well.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Good to hear.

I got a bit of writing done and should finish up tomorrow.

[crim son]

24. Finish up what project? n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

28. My screenplay.

I'm entering it into a contest, and the deadline is next Sunday, which is, coincidentally, my birthday. :D

After I finish that, I need to finish up my TV pilot for another contest, and that one's due by the end of the month.

[crim son]

29. Okay, the birthday one is the one where the dealine was extended, right?

The other one I didn't know about. Oh, my good boy is growing up! Twenty-seven! :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. I'm a good boy!

:rofl:

Yeah, the b-day one is the one with the extended deadline.

[crim son]

31. You are the best boy.

:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Thank you, and so are you.

:rofl: :D

[crim son]

35. Now you are suddenly the worst boy.

:spank:
gotta hide more eggs.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. Spanking and eggs!

Great combo. :rofl:

[crim son]

37. You do seem to like your spankings

and we are both fond of the eggs. :P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. Ah, the Easter Bunny. I liked that cat almost more than Santa Claus.

:D

[crim son]

16. The Santa Claus concept gave me the creeps long before

I learned he didn't exist. The bunny always seemed harmless although if you think of it s/he's probably a badass, hauling all the Easter props around with nothing but the bare paws.

[bridgit]

19. let's ask him...

[crim son]

22. Awwww.

Rabbits are the cutest little beasts, aren't they?

[Deja Q]

26. Yeah, but the return on investment (ROI) is a guaranteed winner...

More bunnies to bed.

[crim son]

27. Always looking for that silver lining, aren't you Hypno?

:rofl:

[borlis]

38. My four year old won't go to bed.

He keeps coming down asking when I am going to bed. I keep telling him the bunny won't come until he is sleeping.

[Whoa_Nelly]

39. .............

Start the protest

[SPKrazy]

41. Yeah Nelly!

what is the deal with eggs and bunnies? I mean, why not the easter chicken? or the easter fox? i mean is a rabbit going to steal eggs and hide them? nooooo

is a chicken going to steal eggs and hide them? noooooo

is a fox going to steal eggs and hide them? after he gets his fill, yessssssss

so it should be the easter fox!

:shrug:

[Zookeeper]

44. Honey...I hear you!

I'm sitting here thinking of sneaking into the garage and pulling out the old Spring/Easter baskets while two of my three kiddos are watching Lewis Black. (Doesn't that pretty much say that they shouldn't even expect Easter baskets!?!)

This year is mostly candy and DVDs. "Bottle Rocket" for the 16 year old, "Rosemary's Baby" for my 14 year old who claims that she likes scary movies (HA!), and an obscure Japanese video game for the 12 years old.

I only started giving presents in Easter baskets because I was trying to cut down on candy for my daughter with Type 1 diabetes. But, over the last few years, it seems to have become the norm to do presents.

Next stop: Fourth of July and Columbus Day presents. :eyes: