What would Jesus wear? Boxers, tighty whiteys or boxer briefs?

[Neshanic]

[johnnie]

1. Commando

I would think.

[SeattleGirl]

7. That's what I think too.

[johnnie]

10. Yeah

I would think he would want the sacred nads free flowing.

[crim son]

2. The chocolate Jesus is instructive in this instance.

Commando. Yep.

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. ...and Jesus winked...

[Zookeeper]

4. I would have to vote for "None.".....

Jesus...underwear...? Does not compute.

[Redstone]

5. I don't think that's any of OUR business.

Redstone

[FuzzySlippers]

6. A Gandhiesque loincloth, I would think. n/t

[grannylib]

8. If he were wearing 21st century clothing, I'd say boxer briefs. If he were wearing

clothing from his own time, I'd say the loincloth type of thing under his robes or tunic or whatever it was they wore back then.

[FuzzySlippers]

9. And under no circumstances would Jesus wear

a vintage jockstrap.

[Bicoastal]

11. But I think Jesus would probably ocassionally wear...

...a bit of lingerie under his robes.

Something saucy, yet understated.

You know, to tempt himself.

[johnnie]

12. With some FMS

Those high heeled sandals.

[TK421]

13. I'm going to go with the response that will probably get this thread locked

but it depends on how well Jesus is hung.
This isn't to say I'm hung well, but I prefer boxer briefs...the right balance

[Bicoastal]

14. Right! This thread has gotten much too silly!

Started out as a perfectly respectable bit of blasphemy, but now it's turned into a regular free-for-all on the Holy Lord and Saviour and all that.

I shall let this thread off with a warning, that if it continues in such silly behaviour, I shall be forced to take matters into my own hands, under the authority of Her Majesty's Armed Forces, and have it prematurely terminated.

Right! Off you go then!