What would Jesus use? Mac or PC.

[leeroysphitz]

Why?

This may be a copycat but I'm seriously DYING to hear people's thoughts on this...

:popcorn:

[Nicole]

1. Mac

Edit to answer the why.

It would remind him of his beginning. Immaculate conception.

Mac is short for immaculate right? :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

2. Mac

No question. He suffered enough on Golgotha, or wherever it was (wasn't Golgotha one of those monsters that fought Godzilla?).

[leeroysphitz]

6. Well this don't look like no MAC to me...

[ForrestGump]

8. Ha!

Not only is that dude not blonde and Nordic, but the Israeli flag strongly suggests he's probably Jewish and we all know Jesus was a Southern Baptist.

Sheesh...

[Omphaloskepsis]

3. I use a Mac...

Let me ask.

[FuzzySlippers]

4. PC.

Jesus was humble and would never have been one of those insufferable MacSnobs. :hide:

[leeroysphitz]

5. True dat. nt

[deucemagnet]

28. Obviously.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant :evilgrin:

[Lord Helmet]

7. Linux

[SKKY]

9. Well, I just installed Ubuntu 6.10 with the KDE desktop on his computer...

...the other day. I do Jesus' tech support.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. If he wanted to use 3D Studio Max then PC

But if he used Maya then he could go either way

[Deja Q]

12. Or Adobe Premiere when making all those videos for the Mormons...

You know, the group that found an apropos verb, added a second 'm', and then used the result as a noun...

:yoiks:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. You're not voting for Mitt are you?

[Deja Q]

14. He's in American Idol?

:wow:

[Gatchaman]

21. Why would anybody use Premiere when Final Cut Pro is available to them

At least you didn't mention the train wreck that is Sony Vegas.

[Deja Q]

11. Jesus doesn't need a computer. He thinks everything with his brain.

It's also funny how Microsoft puts out new software that says it makes everyone's lives easier (aka a formula button in Excel prevents the need to think), then has the nerve to offshore jobs saying Americans aren't thinking enough... and a recent rant by Steve Jobs doesn't make him any better either.

[meegbear]

15. LINUX

Cuz PCs suck and Macs blow.

[Deja Q]

16. LOL

New Macs use PC hardware. So don't they blow AND suck?

[meegbear]

23. Wow, good point ...

I'll have to check Paul's Letters to the Corinthians on this one.

[Maineiac]

17. A PC running Vista. I takes a miracle to have it run well.

[SarahB]

39. Best answer!

:thumbsup:
:rofl:

[Chan790]

18. Jesus uses a complex room-sized server running FORTRAN.

capable of 100,000 calculations an hour. Don't ask me why...Jesus really likes being behind the times.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

19. Linux.

[Casper Alabaster]

20. Just a trailer-hitch. n/t.

n/t.

[wildhorses]

22. he would have his secretary do it---

:headbang:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

24. AmigaOS

[qnr]

25. self-delete, replied to wrong post (good one though, with AmigaOS) n/t

[qnr]

26. An Osbourne, running CP/M -- He has to be everywhere, and can work miracles

with any OS - and he's just a bit old-fashioned.

[Little Wing]

27. Jesus would bite the forbidden apple - again?

You know how much shit that started in the first place?

PC, baby! Overclocked nVidia 10,000 GTX2 Extreme Ultra in QLI mode

Water cooled, of course

[jmowreader]

29. Jesus would use an old Apollo Domain 3000

Jesus loved the unloved, and there ain't a whole lot that's more unloved than a fucking Apollo.

[bertha katzenengel]

30. PC, and here is why:

Jesus is the son of God, and some say he IS God. And of course we all know God created the universe.

Now, follow me:

I've heard that scientists say they eye of a squid is vastly superior to the eye of a human.

If God created everything, why didn't he give humans - supposedly the highest species on earth - the perfect eye?

This is why Jesus would use a PC. Because he doesn't believe in using the best where the best is required.

:)

[mainegreen]

31. I think Jesus would actually use a Crackberry.

[Burma Jones]

32. PC, because we are all just a Beta Test........

And the LORD thinks he's a Monopoly........

[youthere]

33. Most definitely a MAC

[Tektonik]

34. Linux

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

35. ...

http://www.themodernword.com/eco/eco_mac_vs_pc.html

[Dukkha]

36. ABACUS

it's all he needs

[jobycom]

37. First available. Jesus would pick up a free broken laptop from Craigslist and

bring it back from the dead. He would use whatever purchasing power he had to feed and cloth those who needed it, probably someplace far away from the United States. He's already been crucified once, he would want nothing to do with the American government if he could help it.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

38. Which computer has an Aramaic keyboard?

:rofl: