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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 02:51 PM
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My 90+ year old neighbor is rowdy.
Every day she's over there partying it up on her lanai. Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra and a buncha younger, whipper snapper's in their 70's yukkin' it up, talking LOUD and doing god knows what. I have a good mind to call the cops.

On top of that, she feeds the fucking herons and now they're all over the god damn yard. Next she'll be feeding the gator who lurks around in the pond.

These old people from the 1910-30's have no regard for people younger than them, the ones who want to take naps in the afternoon.

Bet they're playing strip poker or something like that. Bastids.

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 02:54 PM
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1. They're probably smoking that mary-ja-wanna and wearing zoot suits
like a bunch of hooligans and good-fer-nothin' bums.

Next thing you know, they'll be playing jazz and doing that horrible "Charleston" or whatever these young'uns are calling that sex dance nowadays.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 02:57 PM
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2. Good for her.
Reminds me of those I know who are old chronologically but young mentally and personally. If she's got any good weed lemme know. ;-)
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 02:58 PM
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3. dopers no doubt!
from the era where pot was still legal, have no respect for the laws

:shrug:

probably think ducks should be free too!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 02:59 PM
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4. I could be mistaken, but I think I detect a note of jealousy here.
Dust off your old 78's and head on over to the party! You could learn from your elders, you know.





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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 02:59 PM
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5. bwa ha ha ha ha!
:spray:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 03:02 PM
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6. They're whoopin' and hollerin' now.
Edited on Sun Apr-08-07 03:03 PM by graywarrior
Holy shit. . .they are drunk! Out on the lawn and laughing their asses off. My cat is horrified. I just hope they don't all get nekkid, or I am outta here.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 03:16 PM
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7. They're leaving...on motorcycles.
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DrDan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 03:33 PM
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8. wow - a tad jealous are we???
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 03:54 PM
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9. I can't wait to be 90. I think I'll have more fun then.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-08-07 03:58 PM
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10. Gladys Kravitz, is that you??


:rofl: :rofl:
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