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[Deja Q]

The Brady Kids (animated, 1972) - TV Theme Lyrics

(to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" theme)

Meet three sisters
Now meet the brothers
Greg's the leader and a good man for the job
There's another boy by the name of Peter
The youngest one is Bob
We see our sisters
They're all quite pretty
First there's Marcia with her eyes all sparkling blue
Then there's Jan the middle one who's really groovy
and sister Cindy too

Let's get set now for action and adventure
As we see things we've never seen before
You'll meet Mop-Top and Ping and Pong the pandas
And Marlon who does magic by the score

The Brady Kids
The Brady Kids
It's the world of your friends the Brady Kids

[Glorfindel]

1. Theme to "The Pinky Lee Show"

Yoo-hoo, it's me,
My name is Pinky Lee.
I skip and run with lots of fun
For every he and she.
It's plain to see,
That you can tell it's me:
With my checkered hat and my checkered coat.
The funny giggle in my throat.
My funny laugh like a billy-goat,
That's it's whooooo--- PINKY!

Even at age 9 I knew it was ridiculous.

[Kutjara]

2. Patty Duke Show

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control --
What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --

You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.

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Which begs the eternal question: what the gibbering fuck are identical cousins? Did one of their mothers squeeze one out and then pass her uterus over to her sister so she could have a baby too? Utter nonsense.

Note to Patty: I used to lose control over hot dogs too, but increasing the fiber in my diet solved the problem fairly quickly.

[Kerrytravelers]

3. Silver Spoons

Here we are, face to face
A couple of Silver Spoons.
Hopin’ to find, we’re two of a kind
Making a go, making it grow.

Together, we’re going to find our way.
Together, taking the time each day.
To learn all about those things you just can’t buy.

Two Silver spoons together.
You and I together (We’re going to find our way)
You and I together (We’re going to find our way)
You and I together.

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. My Mother The Car

As a car...
She's my very own guiding star.
A 1928 Porter.
That's my mother dear.
'Cause she helps me through everything I do
And I'm so glad she's near.

My Mother the Car.
My Mother the car.


DUMB! Show! Worse! Lyrics!

[Recovered Repug]

5. Suicide Is Painless - Theme from M*A*S*H

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

that suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

[hellbound-liberal]

6. Facts of Life for the lyrics AND the annoyance factor of having it going through my head right now!

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The facts of life, the facts of life.

There’s a time you got to go and show
You’re growin’ now you know about the facts of life,
The facts of life.

When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you’re finding out
The facts of life are all about you, you.

It takes a lot to get ‘em right
When you’re learning the facts of life. (learning the facts of life)
Learning the facts of life (learning the facts of life)
Learning the facts of life.

[Cannikin]

7. Looooooove, exciting and new

Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!