Ahhhhh, that felt sooooo, so good...

[bridgit]

i think i'll hug myself :hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. It was good for me too.

Now, do you have anything to make a sandwich with?

[bridgit]

3. lovely to hear it & yes...

the joy alone is enough to spread across legions worth of sliced Roman Meal Bread :bounce:

[LeftyFingerPop]

Nice....

I have a taste for some turkey. Got any turkey and mayo?

[bridgit]

6. smoked turkey...

honey ham too, mayo is a given ;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Oh man....

you are pushing the right buttons. ;)

[kedrys]

2. Oddly relaxing, that was.

Niiiice buuuuzzzz. :hi:

[bridgit]

4. i'm say'n...

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

5. Do It With Someone Who Cares About You

hopefully that is yourself... :D


:hug:

[bridgit]

8. these things i do i do for humanity...

in the end (please no puns :rofl:) i am selfless

[SPKrazy]

9. Angelically Speaking

I understand...

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Well....

I tried masturbation once. But I forgot to call myself the next day, hence I got very angry with myself, tore up all of the pictures I had of myself, broke up with myself, and then changed my mobile phone number so I couldn't call myself, even if I wanted to. :evilgrin:

[bridgit]

13. hahahaha, *that's* funny...

:spray:

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Please...

do not laugh at my masturbatory misfortunes. You think it is funny getting caught by your sister in the bathroom naked, holding a bottle of Jergen's in one hand and a vacuum cleaner attachment in the other? I mean, what does one say? "Ummmm....I was going to clean the house, but I wanted to do a full body search for any dry skin"?

[bigwillq]

11. Got a cigarette?

That was damn good! :evilgrin:

[bridgit]

12. what brand sailor, there's a cache in the top drawer, and oh by the way...

just leave your money on the dresser before leaving ;)

[bigwillq]

16. Newport Light.

And how much do I owe? :P

[bridgit]

20. if you have to ask, you likely cannot afford it...

[bigwillq]

21. Pfft! Whatever.

And for that...


(bigwill sneaks out the bathroom window)


:hide:





:P

[Wapsie B]

14. Well I hope there's video.

;-)

[bridgit]

19. oooh, damn it, i knew i forgot some'thin...

;)

[Wapsie B]

22. sigh...............

ah to dream..........

;-)

[Blue-Jay]

15. poop thread?

[bridgit]

18. noble effort but no, not as yet alluded to thus far...

[GirlinContempt]

23. Good job.

I pmed you

[bridgit]

26. and am pm'ing you back soon...

;)

[Danger Mouse]

24. Yeah, there's nothing like a good hearty fart.

Especially if it's ripe.

[bridgit]

25. awww, what else *could* be expected from EH but an ignoble effort yet no...

:)

[Danger Mouse]

27. what, you enjoyed a 50's-esque moment of domestic bliss?

:shrug:
i'm sorry, i can't help it. i'm conditioned that way.

[bridgit]

28. i know huh, is that messed up or what...

:rofl: this is for being as solid as you are----------->:hi: :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

29. 'solid'?

:P
thanks, i suppose
:hug:

[bridgit]

30. inert? gaseous? animal, mineral, vegetable? what?

:rofl: oh an you're welcome it would seem :)

[texas1928]

31. I like a good stretch too.

Nothing like get all those muscles loose. Good stretches are rare.

[bridgit]

32. yes, now there you go...

:hi: there are some things in life a bit more wholesome :donut:

[texas1928]

33. Well did not want to go dirty right away.

Must start out nice, it is to early in the morning for Naughty thoughts.