Pickup lines that will guarantee you will get lucky.

[Wapsie B]

Hey, this one is dying for a copycat. But this one I sure as hell know very little about. :shrug:

[billyskank]

1. I got nothing.

:shrug:

[Wapsie B]

9. Me either.

:shrug:

[NightWatcher]

2. "do I take lotto all at once or in installments?"

that should get you something

[SPKrazy]

3. What um, is there such a thing?

what we need are people who have responded to pick up lines or have used them with success to tell us.


:shrug:

[NightWatcher]

4. a girl can pick me up with, "hi"

I'm easy like Sunday morning.

[Wetzelbill]

7. hell a girl could get me with just snapping her fingers and pointing

No words necessary. :rofl:

[Wapsie B]

13. Yeah, me too.

[SPKrazy]

17. Yup, You "had me at hello"

and mebbe even before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYNGu1ju8SQ

[SPKrazy]

18. Fuckin' Dupe!

how does that happen?

[Wapsie B]

16. I don't think that'd ever be my style anyway.

If the feeling's there between two people even for a one-nighter it's there. Catchy lines just aren't me at all.

[Wetzelbill]

5. I have never known the touch of a woman

:cry: I have nothing!

Unless that works.... it might get a guy some action out of sheer pity.

Hmmmm......

[NightWatcher]

12. I'm the king of the "pity lay"

[Wapsie B]

14. I've never had pity sex.

Not that I'd ever refuse it though.

[mainegreen]

19. Pity sex? Man, that's an angle I never thought about.

I totally would have played that one up.

[NightWatcher]

20. I got stomped in a bar once, the only fight I ever lost ...

and two girls "felt bad for me" haha it was nice. The best bloody nose I ever got.

[LaraMN]

6. "I took out the garbage, cleaned the house, and got the kids to sleep."

Works on me!

[Wapsie B]

10. Cool.

Sounds good to me!

[billyskank]

26. "Sorry, I've got to be off. I have my shirts to iron."

Does that show promise? :)

[Maine-ah]

32. ah, I'm still dreamin' of that day....

currently it's "ok, she's asleep!"

[querelle]

8. Here's A Few

These lines will guarantee success.........


"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears."

"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."

"Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?"

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

Q

[Wetzelbill]

11. see those would get me shot

:)

[Wapsie B]

15. Yeah, they sure are catchy.

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

30. Those are great ...

y'know, if you don't mind the occasional punch in the nose.

:rofl:

[Chan790]

21. I've always had a lot of success just being very bold.

Just talk them up for a while and then just make an offer of a concrete plan.

"Hey, would you like to go to the Pinback show at the TLA next Friday?" or "That's so great! I love Kurt Halsey too. He has a new exhibit opening next weekend. Want to go look at some art next Saturday and maybe grab some dinner afterwards?" or depending on how the conversation has been going to that point...."Hey, you want to go grab some Wawa and go back to my place?" No wishy-washy, no fumbling, no awkwardness. Just simple direct "asking".

The best conversation starter in the world is: "Hello.". The second best is: "I know it's cheesy, but I'd like to buy you a drink."

Confidence...it's a killer attraction application.

[Wapsie B]

22. Yeah I can see how it would be.

Of all the situations I've been in in my life I've never been able to do the pickup thing. I just freeze in that environment. The deer in headlights look doesn't get much action.

:rofl:

[Chan790]

23. It took me a while...

the secret is to not care.

If she says no, I can still walk to Wawa and get a veggie sandwich. Wawa...sex. It's a toss-up. Either way, I'm going home happy.

[Wapsie B]

24. Yeah, don't give away your power to her or anyone else.

Makes sense.

[JVS]

25. It's so nice to be back in the brothel this payday

[trof]

27. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

That one's a lock.

[Neoma]

28. No idea.

[trof]

29. "What's your sign?" That's another sure-fire line.

[Wapsie B]

34. An oldie but goodie.

[rurallib]

31. How can I be sure your a girl?

Hell I don't know. Been married forever.

[Wapsie B]

33. Yeah I hear ya.