Wednesday Morning Questions - Inside the Actors Studio version.

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on ?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

[mtnester]

1. In the spirit of GD, I will answer #10...

Your mother is waiting for you, but Jerry Falwell is not here.

[taterguy]

2. 10 Answers

1. Pittsnogle
2. Diverticulaitis
3. Women that can ride a bike faster and further than I can
4. Plastic tits
5. Fuck
6. The sound a waterfall makes
7. The sound of air hissing from a bike tire as it goes flat
8. Photographer
9. Veteranarian
10. This guy has been waiting a long time to be reunited with you

[bigwillq]

3. Here it goes:

1. What is your favorite word?
Peace

2. What is your least favorite word?
Hate

3. What turns you on ?
Latin Men

4. What turns you off?
Republicans

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Mother fucker

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
People mowing their lawns at 7 a.m.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Film directing

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Working with the sick

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I'm sorry my religion hates gay people

[SarahB]

4. OK

1. What is your favorite word?
thanks

2. What is your least favorite word?
pain

3. What turns you on ?
brains and compassion

4. What turns you off?
macho bullshit pretense

5. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love?
moans and coos

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
my garbage disposal

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
actor in improvisational theater

9. What profession would you not like to do?
assembly line worker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
you've done good

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. my answers.

1. parapluie
2. cacaphony
3. humor
4. sanctimony
5. fuck fuck fuck
6. laughter
7. cell phones ringing
8. comic book artist
9. gravedigger
10. Welcome. Party out back.

[BarenakedLady]

6. k

1. What is your favorite word?

love

2. What is your least favorite word?

c*nt

3. What turns you on?

intelligence

4. What turns you off?

apathy

5. What is your favorite curse word?

fuck

6. What sound or noise do you love?

my children's laughter

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

my dogs' puking

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

fluffer...err I mean librarian

9. What profession would you not like to do?

slaughterhouse worker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

clothing optional

[taterguy]

8. You realize that now we're going to spend the day imagining you on your knees . . .

Shelving books :)

[BarenakedLady]

9. LOL

:rofl:

[cwydro]

7. Quick answers

1. What is your favorite word?
Friday
2. What is your least favorite word?
Monday
3. What turns you on ?
Intelligent women w/ a sense of humor.
4. What turns you off?
Rude negative people.
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Don't have a favorite.
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Wind in the palms, rain on the roof, a paddle dipping into water.
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Military jets, leaf blowers.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Forest service. Physical therapy.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Too many to count.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"The bar is inside on the left and your friends and family are waiting with your margarita. As you see, all your animals are here too."

[hippiechick]

10. Answers:

1. What is your favorite word? Sleep
2. What is your least favorite word? Cu*t
3. What turns you on ? being outdoors, in the woods, blue sky, a light breeze ...
4. What turns you off? being told what to do; pushy, arrogant or deceptive people
5. What is your favorite curse word? motherf*ckingsonofa*itch
6. What sound or noise do you love? bullfrogs croaking in the pond behind my apartment
7. What sound or noise do you hate? other people's car stereos
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? college professor
9. What profession would you not like to do? anything military
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hippie my dear, you were right all along!

[NewJeffCT]

11. some answers

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
I don't really have any favorite or least favorite words Any word can be good or bad, depending on the context.

3. What turns you on ?
Mrs. NewJeffCT

4. What turns you off?
smoking, close-mindedness, mean spirits.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
I don't really curse, so don't have a favorite.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
when my daughter laughs and is happy.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
fingernails screeching on a chalk board.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
something that allowed me to work from home at least part of the time.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Chairman of the RNC, mercenary contractor for Blackwater, prison guard, among others.


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates
You did a great job raising your daughter into a terrific person.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. I'll Play

1. What is your favorite word?
Ennui. Don't know exactly why. Just like the way it sounds and what it means.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Conservative

3. What turns you on ?
My wife. My pets. Golf. Guitars. Pianos. Lots of stuff.

4. What turns you off?
Small minds

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Clusterf***

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Windchimes

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Loud engines

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Sales

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Coal mining.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Let's play golf!

[MAGICBULLET]

13. can I play??

1. What is your favorite word?
Music

2. What is your least favorite word?
Diabetes

3. What turns you on ?
Eye Contact (obviously with the right person)

4. What turns you off?
Ignorance (racism)

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Shitballs

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Ocean

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Harley Davidsons

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional Athlete (preferrably soccer)

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Police

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Go on now, your friends are waiting for you.

[skygazer]

14. The only one I really know the answer to is the last question

"Your dog's been waiting for you."

[Zavulon]

15. .

1. What is your favorite word?

Drivel.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Copacetic.

3. What turns you on ?

A girl who looks great without makeup, especially if she isn't in the habit of wearing it. Why some women feel the need to cake ten metric tons of paste on their faces is beyond me.

4. What turns you off?

Makeup, obesity, most perfume.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Shitbox.

6. What sound or noise do you love?

The sound you hear at a hockey arena when the red light goes on and your team scores a goal.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

The squeak of styrofoam.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Gunsmith. Yes, I'm pro-gun.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Any sales position.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Hey, bud, the Canadiens just won their 25th Stanley Cup. There's a seat at the sports bar for you."

[no name no slogan]

16. Here's a few answers

1. What is your favorite word?
Verisimilitude (look it up)
2. What is your least favorite word?
Strategery
3. What turns you on?
Hearing my girlfriend say "I love you" as she throws her arms around me after a fight
4. What turns you off?
Rude Jetta drivers
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Farfurghnugen (sp?)
6. What sound or noise do you love?
A large clock chiming 5 bells on a weekday afternoon
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Loud cars
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Naked mariachi musician
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Whatever it was that Steve Irwin used to do
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"We need a left wing for our hockey team. How fast can you suit up?"

[philosophie_en_rose]

17. Naked mariachi musician?

:thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

18. Preferably guitar

but I suppose I could pull off trumpet or violin in a pinch

¡OLE!

[SOteric]

19. What the heck...

1. What is your favorite word?

I love you.

2. What is your least favorite word?

'Issues.'

3. What turns you on ?

Intelligence, humour and complexity.

4. What turns you off?

Stench.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

'Bastids!'

6. What sound or noise do you love?

The sound of my sweetheart, laughing...and other sounds he makes, none of which involve the consumption of beans.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

My fookin' alarm clock.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Independently wealthy indolence. But I can't find anyone who's hiring.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Sewer worker.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Welcome home. Pull up a chair, we're making pasta and pouring the wine.

[davsand]

20. Here's today's take on it:

1. What is your favorite word?
Cool.

2. What is your least favorite word?
sadness or pain

3. What turns you on?
Laughter

4. What turns you off?
Meanness, spite, malevolence

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Puss-sack for a person, or else FUCK for general use.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Kids laughing

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Sirens

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Teaching

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Lunch lady in a High School

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Glad you showed up."

[CBHagman]

21. I love this sort of stuff.

1. What is your favorite word?
facetious

2. What is your least favorite word?
utilize

3. What turns you on ?
movies, music, great conversation,people with vision, people with a great sense of humor

4. What turns you off?
insensitivity, aggression

5. What is your favorite curse word?
anything British -- bollocks, bugger

6. What sound or noise do you love?
rainfall

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
car alarms and cell phone beeps/rings

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
filmmaking, acting

9. What profession would you not like to do?
mortuary science

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"You were too hard on yourself."

[LaraMN]

22. Fun!

1. What is your favorite word?
this week? Placebo

2. What is your least favorite word?
gangrenous

3. What turns you on ?
Man scent. (except man-who-has-just-eaten-cornnuts scent.)

4. What turns you off?
duty sex.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Apparently, it is sonofabitch.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
I love the sound of a raging thunderstorm; I always open my windows when it's raining. We're long overdue for one here.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Country music (new country, specifically,) the sound my van is making (massive exhaust system issues,) the sound of children fighting.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Don't I wish I knew. I need to head to the career counseling center at school asap. Since I'm a senior, I should probably have some clue what I want to do with my education.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything involving sales.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
So... I wasn't exactly paying attention to your behavior down there...

[huskerlaw]

23. mine...

1. What is your favorite word? Peace
2. What is your least favorite word? Bush
3. What turns you on ? Intelligence, humor
4. What turns you off? Ignorance, hatred
5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? Babies cooing
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Republicans speaking
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Something in politics
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything featured on "Dirty Jobs"
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome. Your loved ones are waiting for you.