Tinky Winky, Jerry, and the Lord (inspired by my sisters)

[bertha katzenengel]

Not a great poem, just some rhymes off the top of my head.

I don't mean to beat a dead horse. I just had fun writing this & decided to post it.

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Tinky Winky took Jerry's hand
And led him to the promised land
But Jerry saw the glow and said,
"I expected white light -- not red.

"It's hot in here!"
He loosened his tie
And looked around
And bugged his eyes . . .

For Adolf beckoned with a 'Heil!'
Jeff Dahmer gave a creepy smile
"Why am I here? I'm so confused!
"God made a mistake! Why am I accused?

"Those pervs, dear Lord! They're sick -- it's true!
"Even if homos all turned blue,
"And gave their chant: 'Get used to it!' --
"Your word reveals that they're all shit!

"And Tinky -- we all know he's gay
That silly purse gives him away --"
And as Jerry sneered his worn-out song
The Lord knelt down and said
"You were wrong.

"What made you think you knew my will?
"Your arrogant lies, your blasted terror!
"I love every kind -- and I love you still,
"But you've never been my standard-bearer!

"This is your fate!" the Lord's voice boomed.
"But Lord -- I did your work! They're doomed!
You said so in your word --"
"Shut up! You've been so wrong,
"You worthless turd.

"I never knew you, hateful fool!
"You thought you were my righteous tool
"You never understood my way
"-- and I always found you rather fey."

So Jerry found his fate in flames --
So apropos -- so ends this rhyme

[Sequoia]

1. Someone posted a cartoon of him in hell.

Cute poem anyway!