Worst first lines for the singles bar
Merrick
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Fri May-25-07 07:20 PM
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Worst first lines for the singles bar
So... either of your parents dead?
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Fri May-25-07 07:21 PM
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1. "I'm looking for a Mindy. My name's Mork."
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Fri May-25-07 07:22 PM
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2. bad line yes, but good to know (and a positive).
you show me a mute, orphan I'll be down on one knee before desert.
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Fri May-25-07 07:30 PM
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3. Want to dance with a drunk?
A guy I knew used this in college.
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Fri May-25-07 07:37 PM
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Did you make those maternity clothes yourself?
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Fri May-25-07 07:43 PM
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5. If you don't sleep with me
I'm going to kill myself. If you're a girl, you can use this. If you're a girl, you can pretty much say any damn thing you want. Doesn't matter.
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Sat May-26-07 06:09 AM
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I think it depends on the girl, but you could be right.
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Fri May-25-07 10:38 PM
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6. I once told a girl in a bar that I was a hunter of baby harp seals
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Fri May-25-07 10:55 PM
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7. Want to go get some Chinese food and fuck?
What's wrong you don't like Chinese food?
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Sat May-26-07 06:08 AM
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11. I heard a variation on that before...
How about a pizza & blowjob, though.
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Fri May-25-07 10:58 PM
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8. "I've always wanted to know what it's like...
To kiss a girl before I even knew her name...can I kiss you?" "No!" "Well then, what's your name?"
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Sat May-26-07 03:07 AM
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9. I Was Very Tired One night & Told a Woman that I was Known as...
...Mr. Fun. She seemed to believe me. I couldn't folow through & I never saw her again.
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Sat May-26-07 06:00 AM
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10. someone asked me what my name was
and i said "Joe, but all my friends call me Turbo."
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Sat May-26-07 06:28 AM
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13. You look like you could use a little _ick
And boy do i have a little _ick For some reason it never works :shrug: :silly:
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Sat May-26-07 10:24 AM
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Sat May-26-07 10:30 AM
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16. Nice shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.
I love that one. I say it to Mrs. V. at least once a week. :evilgrin:
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Sat May-26-07 11:00 AM
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17. Buy me another beer you're still ugly
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Sat May-26-07 11:07 AM
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18. Could we cut to the chase here? It's my night to
Edited on Sat May-26-07 11:07 AM by Heidi
babysit watch the kids and they're out the car. My wife will be back from the Kingdom Hall at 9:30 p.m.
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Sat May-26-07 11:34 AM
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19. "I seem to have lost my phone number....can I have yours?"
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Sat May-26-07 11:42 AM
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Deliver with mouth open to receive free drink when she throws hers in your face.
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Sat May-26-07 11:44 AM
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21. It's just a cold sore.
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Sat May-26-07 12:00 PM
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22. do you have any Irish in you?
want some? and, of course, the all time classic: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Sat May-26-07 12:50 PM
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23. Me: "What's your sign?"
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