I can't leave CMW alone for even 15 minutes before he's pawing through my belongings!!!!

[Heidi]

Ran up to my mother-in-law's yesterday to borrow a tomato, and returned to find that CMW had hauled out a box of my collage supplies and miscellaneous art stuff.

Me: "Hey, what're you doing with my stuff?"
CMW: "I didn't know you had 3-D glasses in your collage stuff! :bounce: "

:eyes:

[wildhorses]

1. so cute!!

and don't forget to 'return' that tomato:rofl:

:hi:

[Heidi]

2. He did something to screw up my stamp pad!!!

It now leaks red ink. :grr:

[VenusRising]

3. OMG!

I thought you said you didn't want kids! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'm dyin' here......:rofl:

How are the rest of the supplies? He looks busy. :scared:

:hi::hug::loveya::*













:rofl:

[Heidi]

5. I _did_ not, _do_ not, and _will_ not EVER want kids.

And why should I? I have CMW and Ginger. :cry:

Thankfully, my secret stash of rubber cement is hidden, or I would have come home to fake boogers. :eyes:

[VenusRising]

9. At least Ginger keeps his paws off your stuff.

:rofl:


Ah, the good ole rubber cement boogers. Although, he may try to glue his hands together. That might be extremely funny.

Poor Heidi. And it's only Saturday! :hug:

[Heidi]

13. Ginger chews the handles of my paintbrushes.

:cry:

[VenusRising]

16. You can't catch a break.

:hug:

At least they are both good for lovin'. :)

[Heidi]

17. True.

They do have their good points. But this pilfering has got to stop. :rofl:



:hug: :hug:

:loveya:

[VenusRising]

24. You need one of these.

:rofl:

:hug::loveya::*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. MEN!

Oh, my dear Heidi!

Can't live with them......or without them!

Great pic, sweetie!

I expect you'll be around more after the Mod switch next week, I hope!

You have been missed, my dear gf, warrior woman! :loveya: :hug:

[Heidi]

7. Hi, Peggy!

If I can find a box big enough, I'll mail CMW to you. :evilgrin:

:hug: Miss you, too. :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. OK, now I'm dying!

I'm done, sweetie, with raising children!

He's all yours!

Oh, would you do me a little favor?

I just deleted all my inbox PM's.........and now I can't get into my sent file...

Would you just send me a silly PM, so I can see the sent file?

Thanks!

Sooooo damn good to see you, sweetie......:loveya: :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I didn't know tobacco was an art medium

And I don't think I wanna know about that thing next to it. :scared:

[Heidi]

8. The silver nekkikd woman thingie, you mean?

It's a bottle opener. :) And _everything_ is an art medium in CMW's world. :rofl:

By the way, :*

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. No, the other thing

Just to the left of the "art pouch."

:scared:

[Heidi]

14. That's a combination

corkscrew and instrument of torture. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. I just noticed somethin'

He looks a wee bit like Ralph Kramden as the Man from Space. :D

[Heidi]

20. Hahahahahaha!

Eh, how do you know he _isn't_ Ralph Kramden as the Man from Space? :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Good point

Get him in here. I wanna ask him a few things.


1. Do you brive a dus?

[Heidi]

25. He's asleep.

And I'd prefer to forestall today's hilarity and mayhem for as long as possible, thank you. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Oh, you're no fun anymore!

[Heidi]

28. I also don't look that good

in a night cap. :rofl: :spray:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. That's okay

I don't look that good pasty-faced with a widow's peak and fangs that fell out. :D

[Heidi]

32. It's a good thing, then,

that your heart and most of your mind are so swoon-worthy. :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Schwoon!

:loveya:

[Heidi]

34. Schwoon!

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. I cut the frayed threads off the hole in that sleeve today

:rofl:

[Heidi]

37. You certainly _are_ a

Renaissance man, aren't you? :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. You ain't heard nothin' yet

I sewed a button on my white shirt.

It's summer, y'know.

[Heidi]

39. Be still my heart.

I suppose you also fold your laundry after washing it? (Perhaps I presume too much.)

*Faint*

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Washing...?

:shrug:

[Inchworm]

42. as I read.. this pic is so wrong

on levels that transverse reality!

:D

[fizzgig]

11. damn men!!!

:rofl:

series heidi...i know you know this, but he's too cute to stay mad at...:rofl:

[Heidi]

15. He's be cuter

if he'd confine his grubby paws to his own stuff. :rofl: :spray:

[Inchworm]

19. CMW and me would get along just fine!

I am so doing the fake booger gig!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

21. I have it on good authority

(if CMW can be described as "good authority") that rubber cement can also be used to create the illusion of "awesome" scars and deformities. :eyes:

[Inchworm]

23. so true!

And if you can lift the teacher's infamous "red pen" you can add to the effect.

:hi:

[Heidi]

26. Before I began replying here,

I hid:
- My red pens
- Red pigments
- Red oil paints
- Red acrylics
- Red inks

Thanks for the heads up, inchworm. You may know CMW better than I do. :rofl: :spray:

[Inchworm]

29. simple things are so calming

twisty straws, one pot meals, and coffee. hehe

:toast:

[Heidi]

31. CMW, is that you?????????????????

If so, you failed to mention Star Trek, Battlestar Gallactica, beer and a good set of toenail clippers. :rofl: :spray:

[Inchworm]

36. ROFL

let us pray! for .. cooler stuffs.. like sugar on peanut butter, someone tripping over the lego container, funny music and cats chasing mouses...

ahh heaven!

:spray:

[LaurenG]

40. It looks like he's having a party for one to me

I see a "beverage" opener and some tobacco :party: in the midst of all of those lovely supplies. What is on the stamp btw. :rofl: Excellent photo!:toast: :bounce: :rofl:

[Heidi]

41. Strangely enough,

the stamp says "URGENTE." :rofl: :spray:

Good morning, gf! :hug: :loveya:

[Heidi]

44. Okay, I now have a scan of the "masterpiece" CMW created with my supplies

while wearing the 3-D glasses. :eyes:


Urgente
CMW, 2007
Ink pad ink on Post-It
12.5 x 7.75 cm

[LaurenG]

45. Wow he's really good, I can see through the "3-D" eyes of the artist!

:rofl: What color frame will you be using...

[Heidi]

46. Well, since it's water-based ink on Post-It, I'm thinking

of just slapping it up on the wall "as it." :rofl: :spray:

[buddhamama]

47. !

i interpret the piece to mean: CMW is holding on but deep inside himself he is feeling lost without his bamboo. the darker red stamps suggest anger at the thought of receiving the wrong bamboo, the lighter/fading stamps indicate his patience his waning... it's brilliant. :D :rofl:

[Heidi]

48. Oh, I definitely think this small but brilliant piece is related to waiting of one kind or another.

:bounce:

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. Put it on ebay...You'll make a million!

:hi: :D

[Heidi]

51. Great idea! I think I'll hold off in order to drive up the market

for this particular piece, though. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. Without the rest of the collage stuff in the pic, CMW could pass for a Eurohipster circa 1985...

:rofl: :hi: He's got the glasses for it....But where's the bleached-blonde mohawk?

[Heidi]

52. I guess you haven't seen CMW's _real_ Eurohipster photo, circa 1985:

[NewWaveChick1981]

53. How could I have missed that one???

:rofl: :hi: "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance..." :P

Too cool! :D

[Heidi]

54. .