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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 01:18 AM
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why did the chicken cross the road?
:popcorn:
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 01:20 AM
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1. Because he was stapled to a dog.
*rimshot*
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 01:20 AM
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2. To avoid the Surrealists!
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 01:42 AM
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3. Why did the chick cross the playground?
to get to the other slide.
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 02:25 AM
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4. Cos he was playing "Human" with the traffic?
...or maybe because his blue ones were in the laundry...

I get confused...:shrug:
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 04:48 AM
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5.  To get to the other side!!!
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 05:48 AM
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6. You mean I missed one?...Colonel Sanders
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-28-07 06:48 AM
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7. It was trying to find its G-spot
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