Yes, about to hit 1000 ask me anything...

[Exultant Democracy]

"got to get over da hump." ~P-Funk

[Osiris]

1. What do you want me to ask you?

[Exultant Democracy]

2. That isn't fair at all

but welcome to DU!

[waylon]

3. Ok, heres an easy one

Where is Waldo?

[Exultant Democracy]

4. Oscar has him up in the attic

poor poor Waldo.

[Pobeka]

5. Do you still need Vitamin C in New Oscarville?

[Exultant Democracy]

6. While Dr. Lewis death was tragic

we have found him to be an excellent source of Vitamin C.

[Pobeka]

7. Now, how do you expect me to reply to that?

Huh? What'd be your reply?

[Exultant Democracy]

9. "Ya need some BBQ sauce" maybe huh?

that would be my answer.

[Pobeka]

10. Most BBQ sauce is high in vitamin C (from tomatoes or peppers).

That would be redundant as you are already getting vitamin C from Dr. Lewis.

Nutrionally, perhaps some garlic and butter would be better, eh?

[Exultant Democracy]

11. Well now that we don't have a Doctor anymore

no one will tell us we a sick anymore, and that just about solves the problem. I come to this conclusion from years of experience with the health field, for example; I have never had a cavity until I went to the dentist.

[Exultant Democracy]

8. I found a pic of myself on the net

but I can't seem to figure out how to post it here. SO here is the link. My pic is on the right 3 rows down, I'm the guy with the green shirt in the middle.
http://drunks.com/events/1456/?page=5

Just so you know I had been drinking absinthe all night and I was slightly afraid that the camera was evil at the time of this pic.

[Jack_Dawson]

16. You don't look drunk

[Exultant Democracy]

18. oh I was three sheets to the wind

that was probably one of the single most crazy nights of my life. The three of us in that pic spent the whole night double fisting, and before the pick had been taken I had taken 7 shots of absinthe (that stuff is nasty.)

[UrbScotty]

12. Have you seen Uranus? (nt)

[Exultant Democracy]

13. Yes, and yes

there it is 1000 posts. 1000 posts and a star, now it's time to look down upon the newbies with scorn. Ok, where do I join one of these DU clicks I keep hearing about:silly:

[UrbScotty]

14. ***Congratulations!***

:toast:

:party:

[Exultant Democracy]

15. Why thank you.

:struts around apartment, and grabs himself a pabst:

[Jack_Dawson]

17. A...Pabst?

:toast:

[Exultant Democracy]

19. The best cheap cheap beer ever.

a dollor less then a 30 of Busch, and a lot more tasty.