It's not armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.
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It's not armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.
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1. Now LET'S GO GET NATHAN JUNIOR!
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:31 PM
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2. they got more than they can handle, Hi
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3. There's right and there's right, and never the t'wain shall meet.
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8. I'm gonna duck out with the boys, knock back a couple of Co-colas
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:35 PM
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9. You take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister!
Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 02:37 PM by Bornaginhooligan
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:36 PM
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11. Never leave a man behind!
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13. How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, Glen, one? No! Three! Ha!
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:32 PM
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4. Don't you come back here without a baby, Hi!
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:33 PM
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6. what about his dip-tet?
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16. You don't breast feed him, he's gonna grow up to resent you.
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:48 PM
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18. Recidivism! Repeat offender!
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20. Not a pretty name, is it?
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21. you're not just telling us what we want to hear, are you?
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:54 PM
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23. Why ain't you breatfeedin'? You appear to be capable.
Awful good cereal flakes, Mrs. McDunnough. mikey_the_rat
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:57 PM
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25. Sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard.
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27. That has to be my favorite quote in the movie
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7. He was Dick Nixon's Undersecretary of Education.
He got busted soliciting sex from a State Trooper. mikey_the_rat
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:36 PM
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10. Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes? No. Unless round is funny.
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12. If i freeze, I can't rightly drop
and if i drop, i'm a'gonna be in motion.
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15. The bank accounts, them's for his college and his orthodonture.
Now, you can soak his thumb in iodine; might save on the orthodonture, won't knock a thing off the university. mikey_the_rat
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Fri Jul-13-07 02:48 PM
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17. don't forget the bouquet, Ed.
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19. "I'm comin in here a free man proposin. Howdy, Kurt."
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22. you tell him i said he's a damn fool.
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24. She said her fiance had run off with a student cosmetologist
who knew how to ply him with her feminine wiles. mikey_the_rat
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26. I don't know, they were jammies, they had Yodas and shit on them!
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Fri Jul-13-07 03:08 PM
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28. Son, you got a panty on your head.
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30. That's your whole goddamn raison d'etre, ain't it?
Tracking down microbes left by criminals and commies and shit? Hey hey, Richardo! :toast:
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33. That's a $500 camel's-hair coat!
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31. Okay I apologize. I SWEAR TO GOD I did not see this thread
A co-worker said something about Reagan and I went looking for what I thought was a quote from that movie (top10 IMHO) "That damned Reagan" well it turns out it was the "but it wasn't easy with that son of a bitch Reagan in the White House" :shrug: Swear to god I did not see this thread.
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32. H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?
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34. No, not that mother scratcher! Bill Parker!
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35. So, we're approachin' the wreck, and there's this spherical object a-restin
on the highway. And it ain't a piece of the car... mikey_the_rat
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36. he's got his sandwich in one hand
and the fuckin' head in the other
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37. Ed's father had staked us to a starter place in suburban Tempe.
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38. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase
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39. Our love was stronger than ever,
but I foresaw no return to the "salad days." mikey_the_rat
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