GOP and VelmaD sitting in a tree

[commander bunnypants]

Ya'll finish the rest..


DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

1. LOL!

:wtf:

[TXlib]

2. * - * - * - K - I - N - G

[GOPisEvil]

3. Oh, good grief...

...forget it. Y'all have y'all's fun.

[VelmaD]

4. Whatever Dude

:eyes:

NOt that I'm bad-mouthing my buddy GOPisEvil or anything. In fact let me take this opportunity to pimp him to the ladies of DU - he's a hell of a guy.

But he's about the only guy in the Lounge who has NOT expressed an interest in joining my fanclub. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

6. LOL!!

Thanks for the pimpage! :-)

Yes, men of DU, VelmaD is all yours. She's loads of fun, likes football, and can bake some great cookies. Call now. Operators are standing by.

[VelmaD]

9. Yup...we were separated at birth.

The question is...which one of us is the sinister left twin? :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Sinister? That's you! The sinister sister!

I'm the good one. O8) *snerk*

[VelmaD]

14. I got no problem...

with being the evil twin. :evilgrin:

Evil will always defeat good because good is dumb.

[GOPisEvil]

17. Yeah, but I know how to use my schwartz!

:P

[supernova]

5. GOP has his own fan club

;-)

Just because some of us are more studiously-mannered and less verbose does not mean our interest is any less. :D

[GOPisEvil]

7. *gulp*

*blush*

[LynneSin]

8. Where am I in this picture

I'm a little jealous

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Hey - this is a big tree! Come on up and sit on my branch!

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

12. Is it a big branch?

I don't want no little twigs!!!!

:crazy:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Heehee!

*giggle**snort*

Demman, thanks for giving me a HUGE laugh today. This thread is cracking me up!

[supernova]

15. Hey, I thought we were

all in this tree together? *pout*

[GOPisEvil]

16. LIke I said...it's a BIG TREE!

Think...MIGHTY OAK! :D

[VelmaD]

18. I think I'm gonna...

take your word on that one.

Sorry ladies...you'll have to check him out on your own and report back.

[GOPisEvil]

19. Allow me my hyperbole!

Dammit.

[supernova]

20. *Giggle*

"Hyperbole".... sure, if you say so. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

21. Well...uhhh...

*remarks edited to avoid lockage of this thread*

[VelmaD]

22. Honey, we are from Texas...

hyperbole is our national pastime.

And everything IS bigger in Texas. ;-)

[VelmaD]

23. I just reliazed something...

he never specifically mentioned GOPisEvil...just GOP. Eep. I got no real problem with being accused of molesting GOPisEvil but I AM NOT DOING REPUBLICANS. EEEEEEEW.

[silverlib]

24. Attention to detail!

Gee, I thought I was the only one that notices and I certainly had a hard time picturing VelamD in a tree with the GOP!!

[VelmaD]

25. The thought that sprang to my mind was...

not even with someone else's genitalia.

[supernova]

26. Evil thought..

Esp a Tom Delay/VelmaD/Karl Rove sammich.

*ducks*

[kmla]

27. OK. Ewwwwwwww!!!!

That's just wrong, s'nova! On many levels!

Don't do that! It hurts!:hurts:

[VelmaD]

28. MY EYES! MY EYES!

Make it stop make it stop make it stop

*sticks fingers in ears and sings "Mary Had a Little Lamb" at the top of her lungs*

[supernova]

30. LOL! Sorry..

I just couldn't help myself there for a minute. :D

[VelmaD]

31. It wouldn't be SO bad...

except I actually know Karl Rove. I had him as a prof in grad school. I've been up close and personal with him and know just EXACTLY how vile he is in person. :scared:

[supernova]

36. Eww, lucky you!

:scared: I think a medieval torture chamber is too good for that bottom feeder. How did you cope?

[VelmaD]

39. There was this really sweet...

and REALLY cute guy in my class named Rico. Rico sat between me and Karl every class to make sure I didn't climb over the table and strangle that scum-sucking bottom feeder. Kept me from committing assault and getting expelled from school...even if it did also mean saving Karl's life on more than one occasion.

[VelmaD]

29. Have y'all noticed...

that the person who started this thread has been conspicuously absent since?

*bawk bawk bawk*

[supernova]

32. Probably hunting down OBX rents

that'll take his pets.

I should get on that treadmill and get in my quota for today.

[SOteric]

33. Why does this remind me

of the time one of my brother's coworkers pole-vaulted to the conclusion that I was his wife...?

[VelmaD]

34. You get that too?

That happened to me and my little brother a couple of years ago. We were out shopping for a xmas present for my nephew at Toys R Us and someone asked me if I could get my "husband" to grab something for them off the top shelf. I about laughed my butt off. I always find it amusing because he and I look so much alike that people often asked if we were twins when we were little. I mean - this is Texas...not Arkansas. :evilgrin:

on edit: Don't let GOPisEvil know you think of us like siblings. Guys hate being "like a brother" even worse than being "friends" or even "a really nice guy". :-)

[LynneSin]

35. Who wants to sit on my branch with me

:shrug:

I want company

:cry:

[VelmaD]

37. I'll sit with ya honey...

we can work on the details of the evil plan. :evilgrin: And get in a little "torment GOPisEvil" time in the bargain.

[kmla]

41. Can I wheedle in between you 2?

Call it a LynneSin-kmla-VelmaD sammich...

[VelmaD]

42. Well, it would sure beat the hell out of...

that Tom DeLay-VelmaD-Karl Rove sammich that supernova was going on about. :-)

I feel dirty just saying that. Need someone to wash out my brain.

[LynneSin]

46. I was thinking of inviting Clarence Thomas to sandwich with us

:puke:

[CatWoman]

38. I always knew David was a slut!!!!!

:D

[VelmaD]

40. Hey!!!

Since when does sitting in a tree with me qualify someone as a slut? *sound of mock outrage* (Don't answer that.) :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

43. I'm a TROLLOP!!!! Thankyouverymuch!

:P

[VelmaD]

44. Are you sure you aren't...

a slattern? :P

[GOPisEvil]

45. I could be...

...a brazen hussy. LOL! :P