The Queen and the Pope

[SiobhanClancy]

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a
huge crowd.

Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to
make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the Pope, "Did
you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
English person in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave
elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frock
and hat than he, considers what he could do. "Your Majesty, that was
impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY
hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with
joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your
subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever
speak of this day and rejoice."

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me."


So the Pope slapped her upside the head.......

[nini]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

My Mom is gonna love this one..

thanks

[Fenris]

2. I remember the movie "So I Married An Ax Murderer"

Mike Myers had scottish parents, and in their bathroom was a dartboard with a picture of the Queen on it.

I always found that funny, even though I have no beef with Her Majesty.

[Rowdyboy]

3. Flawless!

Thanks