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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:37 PM
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After eating a bagel with sesame seeds will you test positive for


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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:38 PM
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1. Poppy Seeds = Heroin
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:40 PM
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2. BTW, proven true on the best show on TV
Mythbusters on Discovery.
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:42 PM
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3. Thought you were going to say Seinfeld
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:43 PM
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4. No, but if it's got lox on it -
you might test positive for PCB's!

On a serious note - I at a 12-grain bread sandwich one day when I had to take a drug test for work - and it DID come back positive for opiates! Fortunately, still had the wrapper and convinced the numbskull at the testing office that I don't shoot heroin or use opiates (much.......)
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 06:51 PM
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5. Next time you have to take a workplace drug test....
...and want to get your ass canned, try mainlining poppy seeds -- forget the bread.
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