So where is the American Heartland, and what body part do you live in?
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Wed Aug-29-07 12:54 PM
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So where is the American Heartland, and what body part do you live in?
I can guess what Florida is...
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Wed Aug-29-07 12:55 PM
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1. I live in Michigan: Lower Colon
Edited on Wed Aug-29-07 12:56 PM by two gun sid
Home of Ted Nugent
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:02 PM
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2. Seems upside down. Isn't Michigan way up yonder? And isn't the colon way down yonder?
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:12 PM
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but,stop on by sometime and I'll show you the marker where the Republican Party was formed "Under the Oaks" in Jackson. Then it's just a 10 minute drive out the Nugent homestead outside Concord. Blue state and I live in a red district.
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:06 PM
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3. I live in the Bible Belt, so I guess you could call it the Southern midsection. n/t
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:07 PM
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4. I guess here in MA, we're one of the ears
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:13 PM
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6. I live in its pet poodle.
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:17 PM
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:15 PM
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7. I live right outside its currently decrepit brain.......
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:24 PM
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9. Well, I live in Georgia. I suppose we are in the upper intestinal tract.
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Wed Aug-29-07 01:25 PM
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10. I live right up snug against its boobs.
The bottom of them, I guess, if Michigan is indeed the colon.
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Wed Aug-29-07 03:29 PM
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11. Either the right atrium or lung
nwmo lies somewhere in the heartland.
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Wed Aug-29-07 03:34 PM
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12. Oregon: We're the left nipple.
That's our state motto, BTW.
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Wed Aug-29-07 03:53 PM
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13. I live in your hat. n/m
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Wed Aug-29-07 03:55 PM
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14. I think Indiana is the common bile duct
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Wed Aug-29-07 04:17 PM
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Wed Aug-29-07 08:37 PM
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16. You know how when you first read something you think it says something else?
America's Toupee, is what I saw. I'll have to think that one through, but it almost might possibly sound profound-ish.
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Wed Aug-29-07 08:39 PM
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17. Dinosaur, Colorado is the armpit of America
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18. Tennessee...the small penis state n/t
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Wed Aug-29-07 08:50 PM
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19. Ohio, the clotted arteries of America
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20. Texas, definitely the asshole
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