Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to race in NASCAR in '08...

[jakefrep]

...in a car sponsored jointly by Circuit City, Olive Garden, and a consortium of breastfeeding advocacy organizations.

Film at 11.

[cobalt1999]

1. On a semi-serious note.

I always thought NASCAR needed a "villian" in each race, sort of like wrestling shows. He'd be perfect in that role for NASCAR.

If you had said the team will be owned by Chavez, it would get better.

[Critters2]

10. Yep! NASCAR needs Dick Dastardly...

and Muttley.

[krispos42]

2. He'll be racing a gas-guzzling SUV

Sponsored also by Taser and the World Circumcision Foundation

[Jack from Charlotte]

7. He was quoted as saying........

"The Tazer- WCF Ford Fusion was awesome today. I want to thank the boys back at the shop for givin' me such an awesome ride. It was just one of them deals that we blowed a motor today."

[jakefrep]

8. You left out "ALLAH AKBAR!"

Gotta get in an obligatory God reference.

[Initech]

3. Please show all reciepts at the will call window.

[Orrex]

4. Why do you advocate invading NASCAR?

You warmongering sycophant!

[jakefrep]

9. Who said anything about invading?

The minute he gives thanks to Allah after a race, NASCAR will erupt into a holy war.

[KamaAina]

5. You forgot Taser Inc.

and of course Ahmadinejad will be driving the No. 666 Taser Toyota. :evilgrin:

[jakefrep]

11. He'll be driving a Chinese car...not a Toyota....

...never mind that Chinese-made cars make the Ford Pinto seem like a Volvo, engineering and safety-wise.

[SoxFan]

6. Rahall-Carrot Top Racing