Fuck me

[RevolutionaryActs]

... what? it's a figure of speech... as in "fuck me running." My friend used to say that all the time... yeah.


Um.. IBTL! :P

[Cabcere]

1. Sideways.

:shrug: That's how I've always heard it, as opposed to "running" - maybe it's a regional thing?

Edited to add: Nice copycat, btw. :rofl: :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Maybe?

What about fuck me backwards? :shrug:

[JTG of the PRB]

2. IBTL!!!!

Teehee...

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Why? I can't possible imagine why this would be locked..

O8)

[Danger Mouse]

3. hey uh...you, me, kagehime, lots of alcohol, a pair of handcuffs...

sound good?

[fizzgig]

7. that's it

back in the fucking cage

[Cabcere]

11. Wow, I didn't know they made cages specifically for that purpose...

Learn something every day. :P :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. !!

:spray:



That was good. :thumbsup:

[fizzgig]

15. ...

:rofl:

he'd like that WAY too much

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

21. aww man.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. PEV!

:P

[Danger Mouse]

20. you missed me.

admit it.
:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. No.. YOU missed ME

HA HA! :P

[Danger Mouse]

24. so what if i did? at least i admit it.

unlike you, coldhearted person.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Ok fine.. maybe I missed you a lil bit...

MAYBE! :P

[Danger Mouse]

26. sure...go ahead and lie...

:cry:

[ruiner4u]

5. fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw?

blah blah ibtl blah

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Now that just sounds painful

:S

[ruiner4u]

16. then theres fuck me with a chainsaw using sawdust as lube...

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Uh.. ow?

:o

[ruiner4u]

89. ...:)

[ghostsofgiants]

84. Giggity.

[Haole Girl]

9. hahahahaha!!

Grrrrreat copycat RA! hahaha!!! :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Aww, I'm glad you approve!

:bounce:

[some guy]

13. okay

some one had to say it...

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Thank you, I was beginning to feel unwanted

*sniffle*

[some guy]

19. must be an off night

hard to believe the thread went three minutes and you didn't get at least a dozen willing volunteers.

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. They've all forgotten who I am.

Except for some guy.. and who the hell knows who is? He's just SOME GUY! :P :*

And no, that was not a kiss with tongue.. or maybe it was? ooooooh!

[some guy]

29. no tongue?

:cry: dang - and there *was* tongue just before the kiss. I gotta learn to move faster...

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. I said MAYBE there was

;)


:P


:*



:P


Take THAT as you will. :rofl:

[some guy]

36. a quick flick...

of the tongue, then... something more lingering and exploratory, suddenly checking for tonsils...

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Oooh

Well then.. have it your way... ;)

[some guy]

54. My way

tends to be slow and adventurous. Finding out what please, and what really thrills. We could be at this all night










at least I'd hope so...

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Oh darn...

I'll just call in sick to work tomorrow. :P

[some guy]

66. Oh darn...

I'm hoping you'll want to call in "feeling to darn good to waste the day working." :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. Well, I could

but somehow I don't think that would go over very well, you know?

[some guy]

75. Nope

I don't know. I'll trust you to know your co-workers and bosses better than I do, though so do what ye will. :)

[JTG of the PRB]

28. Well, I WOULD have but...

...I have to work in the morning. Also, the Rockies lost. And I um... Er...

:yoiks:

[some guy]

31. "And I um..."

have really warped priorities? Hot young willing woman, and you'd rather be diconsolate that some baseball team lost? :rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

32. Hey, I never said I didn't have warped priorities.

I suppose the baseball thing will pass... And there will always be hot young willing women, though they seem to be rare in these parts.

Cest' la vie.

[some guy]

40. Yeppers

the baseball thing will pass. So too, as you age, will the opportunities with hot young willing women. :(

[JTG of the PRB]

46. Ugh! Killjoy!

Not the thing to say to a single, 24 1/2 year old guy who feels older than he should sometimes. Thanks, jerk. x(






:P :rofl:

[some guy]

61. meh

better to find it out now while you can still make the most of your opportunities. Think of it as incentive. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. I feel so special

Thanks.. :eyes:



:P

[JTG of the PRB]

49. Well, you shouldn't. I'm nothing special.

:shrug: The truth and nothing but the truth!

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. But I would still feel loved!

:cry:

[JTG of the PRB]

58. Well... I GUESS I can spare some love... MAYBE...

:hug: :hug: :hug:

O8)

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. See, was that so hard?

Sheesh! Men!

[txwhitedove]

27. I have a friend who used to say that and it cracked me up every time....

"Well, fuck me running!"

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Ha! That's what she would say too

Then she was in love with Viggo Mortensen in Lord of the Rings and she changed it to "fuck me running.. Viggo!"

:rofl:

[txwhitedove]

35. Great. That would work with any hottie!

"fuck me running...Johnny!"
"fuck me running...Brad!"

I want to be Angelina's nanny.
:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. I know! it's a bit of pure brilliance.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

38. aaaaa

shut up gopsux.
good eve rev :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Hey, look! A butterfly.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

48. pretty hugh

:D

[Deja Q]

42. YOU TEASE!!!!!!!! YOU TEASE!!!!!!!!!

:cry:

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. I never said I wasn't..

;)

[Deja Q]

93. REeeeeeally?

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

43. Are you trying to seduce me?

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. I could be..

If you want? :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

51. Are you willing to sign this pre-nuptual?

[RevolutionaryActs]

55. No

I'm not lookin' to get hitched.. thanks though. :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

70. I'm NOT needy. I'm NOT. I'm NOT.

So let's start this again. Are you trying to seduce me?

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. Maybe..

If you would like that? ;)

[Fire Walk With Me]

80. Damnit! Get off the fence and make me some pie!

:)

[TK421]

44. I hardly know you! Geez, you're the second person to say that to me this week

although I could just be stressed-out over my job at the moment...I just got over a 16 hour work day....:D

Could it be this Tag body spray I've been using?

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. You know, we've had long talks about booze... or something

I don't really remember, I was drunk at the time. :rofl:

[TK421]

60. I vaguely remember your name, but didn't you mention something about

politics at one time? :shrug: I'm asking because I was probably bombed at that time, too.....

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. Yeah, that was me

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

53. IBTL.

I always said Fuck a duck. I heard someone else say it and started saying it all the time.

Btw, and of course, you got my full undivided attention with your ever so inviting subject line, gorgeous. :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Ahhh, fuck a duck. I love that saying.

It QUACKS me up. :silly:


How have you been Jama!? :loveya:

[Cabcere]

73. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo...

...if I post any more of that song, I'll get banned. :blush: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. Oooh, PM me the rest, I wanna know!

:rofl:

[lligrd]

78. Yikes, Just Looked Up The Rest And The Orangutan

ain't gonna like that.

[Jamastiene]

76. Got another major broken heart again, but

I'm pulling through thanks to some wonderful Lounge vibes and the fact that I'm girl crazy anyhow. :P

How have you been doing? :loveya:

[sasquatch]

56. .

:spank:
:rofl:

Where have you been?

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. How appropriate for this thread.

Like I said somewhere else.. I died, but I'm better now. :P

[sasquatch]

69. Yeah right, lemme guess: The Smirnoff Flu

:hangover:

[RevolutionaryActs]

72. HEY! You're as bad as Elrond!

:o

[sasquatch]

77. That's because we happen to be right

:D

[Tektonik]

63. ibtl

!






and Rev, I agree to your proposition

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. Teheee!

Finally, I'm getting some interested persons. :P

[From The Ashes]

79. Sorry...

...I may be cheap, but I'm not easy. You'll have to buy dinner first! :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

81. HEY!!!

I'll buy you dinner AND drinks. :D

[From The Ashes]

82. Well okay then...

:P :rofl: :hi: Rev_acts!

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. Hi! How ya been?

:hug:



This thread has four recs? when the hell did that happen? :wtf: :rofl:

[ruiner4u]

83. Im amazed this is still up...

Muriel usually is pretty quick to kill the fun...

[RevolutionaryActs]

86. I know

The mods must be in the hot-tub again. :eyes:



:rofl:

[Zephyrbird]

87. Christ in a Cab!

After an almost 4 year absence from DU, I come back and visit the lounge, and it's the same old shit.

Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Oh my poor eyes! You've burned another floater into my eyeball! sheesh!

Zeph

:hide:

[Wapsie B]

88. IBTL!!!

:P

[billyskank]

90. Well, I'm just going to bed

If you want... ;)

[Rhythm]

91. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw?

just sayin'...

[Jamastiene]

92. Ouch!!!

I just cringed when I read that one. :P