Jesus Christ is the ONLY way to Heaven

[graywarrior]

But viewing this website is like being in hell.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com

[fizzgig]

1. how the hell do you find this stuff?

that site is no bueno x(

[graywarrior]

2. Check out this one. I nearly threw up.

http://www.leoburnett.ca/FLASH/

[fizzgig]

7. you know there is something wrong with me

when i still click on a link with an endorsement like that

i don't know what the fuck that was, but it pissed me off

[unpossibles]

27. it's a portfolio for a designer who has done work for

women's abuse and gay rights awareness ad campaigns, as well as corporate ad campaigns. I am confused why it pissed you off.

[fizzgig]

31. the navigation pissed me off

not the content

it was clunky and frustrating and not too friendly for those of us with older computers

[graywarrior]

32. I think I had a brain seizure from looking at it

[unpossibles]

28. why would that make you throw up?

as I said in another post, it's the portfolio site for a designer who has done ad work for the Humane society, women's abuse hotlines and gay rights awareness.

[graywarrior]

33. The design! It's all over the place.

I got dizzy.

[unpossibles]

34. gotcha

yeah, I agree it's definitely guilty of "mystery meat" navigation and suffers from "look how cool I can be" over actual content.

Sorry - I assumed you meant the content, which I liked more than the site design. The site didn't completely bother me once I figured it out, but it was complicated for no real reason.

[graywarrior]

35. Yeah, I didn't even look at the content.

I'm just surfing around looking for crap. I am an idiot, in case you haven't noticed (and that is cool)

[unpossibles]

77. I don't think you're an idiot at all

in fact, as a designer/artist myself, I find that if the interface is so distracting that you did not look at the content, that means it is not successful, imo. It can be interesting or beautiful, but has not achieved the goal of having you look at the content.

Speaking of which, I recommend checking it out. The ads for the abuse center, humane society, and equal marriage rights are pretty powerful. I did not look at the other more mainstream ads yet.

[krispos42]

70. That's wicked cool!

Very inventive!

:woohoo:

[Pierre.Suave]

100. That website is awesome

seriously, what a cool idea.

[SocratesInSpirit]

3. You think that's bad...

Try this site:

http://www.demonbuster.com/

EVERYTHING is evil according to these people!

The lists of demon-riddled things are especially amusing. :rofl: :rofl:

Edit: finally found the right URL!

[graywarrior]

6. I can't tell you how long I have looked for a way to break self curses.

[SocratesInSpirit]

12. LOL

Check out "Paisley Print Pattern - May Be Harboring Demons"

http://www.demonbuster.com/paisley.html

So paisley is not so harmless, after all :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

14. I can't get in. No Demons Allowed.

Drat.

[SocratesInSpirit]

22. In that case

Here is a handy list of items you should get rid of while housecleaning:

SOME OBJECTS TO DESTROY: (See Lev. 11:13-21 and Deut. 14:7-19)

Some accursed objects are: owls, frogs, unicorns, dolphins, dragons, horseshoes; items from other countries such as Africa, China, Japan; American Indian artifacts, carvings, pictures, buddha statutes. Dolls and stuffed animals - dolls originated in voodoo. Paisley pattern on anything. Nike is a Greek god, according to the dictionary.

Collections, Pictures of movie stars, some items passed down from ancestors, Shamrocks, Any kind of good luck charm, Statues, Oriental objects, African items, Indian items, American Indian items, Any items that are used in witchcraft, The Book of Mormon, satanic bible, Books on other religions, Rock and roll music, etc.

http://www.demonbuster.com/idols.html

I daresay there will be a lot of bare houses if these rules were followed! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

23. I knew Nike was evil.

My dragon stays.

[FloridaJudy]

36. OMG

My apartment is going to be completely empty except for a sack of organic brown rice in the pantry. I'll bet even that's suspect too, since I bought it at Mother Earth Markets (those Gaea-worshiping hippies are all damned).

[krispos42]

73. Hell, the whole economy would collapse!

Nothing from China or Japan?!?!? Hell, that's 90% of stuff we buy!

I bet if you walked into, say, a Best Buy, the only thing American-made there is the guy taking your money and the money itself!

[otherlander]

89. It connects you with...

"THE COUNTRY OF INDIA (WITH ALL THEIR GODS)"

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

42. "Curses Placed On Women By Men":

http://www.demonbuster.com/womancurse.html


Aha! Now we know! Blast you menfolk!



Also, "Trolls":

http://www.demonbuster.com/trolls.html


Oh good. I hate it when the dolls become possessed and start dancing around the room. Now I know what to do.!

[unpossibles]

85. I like how at the bottom it asks if you need any cosmetics.... n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

55. demonbusting computers

"BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked."

"Boyce" and "Boice" are registered trademarks of Microsoft.

I figure that they probably can't get emails from the readers who try to tell them it doesn't work. Actually Boyce is just spamming them with the emails claiming it works.

[krispos42]

71. Looks like the IRS is taking over all of the nation's churches

http://www.demonbuster.com/tax.html

I thought a sermon couldn't get any more boring, but I guess an evangelical preaching of the Alternative Minimum Tax might do it!

:boring:

[BuelahWitch]

78. Their music sounds sort demonic to me...

Apparently skin care and make up products are NOT demonic (scroll to the bottom of the page)

[Greyskye]

83. Computer illiterate == demonic posession!

We are a triune being - BODY, SOUL, and SPIRIT. Speaking computerese, we have Body - computer casing; Soul - Hard Drive/Hard Copy; Spirit - Software.

Demons get into our body and soul, but can not get into our Spirit. THAT is how Christians can and do have demons.

Some demons are like computers. If you have a computer that is turned off, do you still have a computer? Of course! Your computer could sit there with the power off for days, weeks, months, or years -- very much a computer -- but with no power. Some computers can be "on", but goes into a hibernation" stage. It is still on, but in a state that uses less power. It only takes a little budge on your "mouse" to activate it fully. You can trigger your hiding demon by something you do or say. Like a hibernating bear, when it is time for him to get up and eat, nothing will stop him. Some demons are just like the bear. The demon is in his den (you), and one day he gets "hungry". This would clearly explain mass murderers by "such a nice man next door". However, most demons are "plugged in" ALL the time, just waiting to manipulate you, without YOU needing to do anything to stir him up.

How many times have you clicked on your "print" button, then decided to cancel it. Except for unplugging the printer, I have found no way to stop it dead in its tracks. I recently printed a document, not knowing how many pages there would be. It kept on going and going. I wanted to unplug it, but kept thinking, "maybe it is almost done printing". It finally stopped on its own -- after IT finished ITS job, without me intervening (about 300 pages). To stop a demon dead in its tracks, you need to "unplug" it. You do this through DELIVERANCE (casting it out in the name of JESUS). Don't sit there day after day watching your "printer", hoping it will stop soon (pain, torment, sickness, fear, depression, sadness, etc.)

:evilgrin: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :evilgrin:

[LibertyLover]

101. OK, that was bizarre

right in the middle of all the ranting and raving about demons and deliverance and prayer and Jesus was the complete non sequitor about vinegar being a good deodorant. Uh, right.

[billyskank]

4. Nonsense. I'm buying a stairway to heaven.

[graywarrior]

5. Oh oh, and this will make you want to enlist.

Click around but keep your barf bag available. The design is so bad.

http://www.marines.com/page/usmc.jsp?flashRedirect=true

[PeaceNikki]

8. "The Devil's Music" link on threre is GREAT!

"Prince now a Demonic Jehovah's Witness"

And, who knew that "It's Time for Me to Fly" by REO was Satanic and that Madonna's "Beautiful Stranger" is about her worship of Satan?!? :shrug:

[MysticalChicken]

38. The Neko Case link pissed me off.

"Hold On, Hold On" is my favorite song by her. And I'm pretty sure she's speaking metaphorically when she says "it's the devil I love," or that it's not literally the devil.

I'm an atheist anyway, so I don't care what the lyrics of the songs I listen to say.

[jmm]

40. Who knew Dolly Parton promotes Satanic Led Zepelin

and Oprah is a heretic?

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/CCM/dolly_parton-exposed.htm

[PeaceNikki]

43. Color me educated.

[Sheltiemama]

46. Do NOT mess with Dolly

I live in the county next to the one where Dolly was born and raised. You do not disparage Dolly around here.

[graywarrior]

9. You are fucked if you have epilepsy with this one. Jesus.

http://www.meyertool.com/

[Rhythm]

10. That's about a hundred different flavors of wacko, all in one big cone...

I STILL have a headache from trying to read all of that...
:wtf:

[graywarrior]

11. You will go to heaven for just being at their site.

Have a blessed day.

[graywarrior]

13. Dear god in heaven, this site is atrocious!

http://www.jonespartners.com

[Greyskye]

84. Trainwreck of a site!

Wonder how many clients they lost who didn't have the patience to wade through that crap? Or died from an epileptic seizure?

[FloridaJudy]

15. I have nothing against Jesus

But some of His friends are really creepy. I have no wish to spend eternity with them, thank you very much.

Do you you know where Ghandi went, and the Dalai Lama is headed? That sounds like where I want to hang out. Oh, wait - both of those guys are planning on being reincarnated. Sounds like a deal. It'll certainly keep me on the straight and narrow: if I screw up too badly, I might come back as a Republican. :yoiks:

[graywarrior]

17. Jesus has his own opinion about some of his friends

[FloridaJudy]

19. Yup. He sure does.

[graywarrior]

21. Yabut, you k now what?

[Marrah_G]

16. There are tons of these sites out there.

As a Pagan I learned to just ignore them. They are kooks and I won't give their sites any traffic.

[graywarrior]

18. Actually, I am more nauseated over the design.

[graywarrior]

20. The Glaucoma Hymn

OMG.
http://www.globalaigs.org
Scroll down to the right way in the corner.

[FloridaJudy]

24. Where do you *find* these?

:spray:

We can now find Mozart's grave: it's the one with the whirring sound coming from it.

[graywarrior]

26. I design small websites so I look around for crap to not emulate.

[PeaceNikki]

25. OMFG, did you listen to it!?!?

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

29. Sarah Brightman's day job.

:wtf:

[JVS]

72. those moving dudes in the upper left corner rule!

[krispos42]

74. Of course! Doesn't everything have a hymn?

I know I sing one whenever I use the plumbing...

[Ptah]

30. talk talk talk

[bridgit]

37. that website is way too fucking busy, i feel like i need a nap now...

in my army of god pj's of course http://www.armorofgodpjs.com O8)

[graywarrior]

39. The clouds! THE CLOUDS!

We're in heaven!! ! !

[MiniMandaRuth]

64. Why are a brother and sister holding hands?

[bridgit]

68. why do you hate America?

[JBoy]

66. Those PJs would keep me awake!

The shiny material looks uncomfortable and probably non-fire retardent.

And god would probably be supremely pissed at me if I accidentally wet myself during the night...

[Sheltiemama]

41. Bible translations and bumper stickers

I've been behind cars with bumper stickers reading: "If it isn't King James, it isn't the Bible." (I live in East Tennessee, by the way.) They always make me roll my eyes. It's involuntary. Of course, people who believe that probably still think Mary had blue eyes and blonde hair and Jesus was white.

And I love the NIV translation, so there.

[FloridaJudy]

62. Come on. Everybody knows

That Jesus only spoke early 17th Century English! I'm a great fan of the King James version myself, but only because the language is so beautiful. It's not all that accurate a translation, but I dare anyone to find a more moving version of Ecclesiastes.

[BlooInBloo]

44. Bah. I want Kirk Cameron for my money.

[MysticalChicken]

45. Have you seen this one?

http://amightywind.com (Be warned, there's music, and I can't find how to turn it off)

Check out the Hell Index. And be sure to listen to the Citizen in Hell song! It's basically "The Worms Crawl In, The Worms Crawl Out" with different lyrics, sung by a guy who apparently hasn't slept in about a week.

This is probably my favorite Ridiculous Fundie Site.

[graywarrior]

48. I thought I was sick

:rofl:

[MysticalChicken]

51. Isn't that great?

I don't remember how I found it, but I come back to it about once a year or so.

[FloridaJudy]

65. Shoot! I was hoping for a tribute to Christopher Guest. n/t

[GoneOffShore]

75. Safari doesn't like it

Too many plugins that my copy of Safari doesn't have.

The intro to the Hell song is too long and she sounds like her pharmacist mixed up the Prozac and Adderall scrips.

[InkAddict]

79. OMG-ROFL!

The eagles graphic reminded me of the Siberian Christmas home lighting display....only worse.

:crazy:

[Hippo_Tron]

47. Well they're kinda like a stopped clock, but I can only find one thing they're right about, not two

Bush did steal the 2000 election.

[WildEyedLiberal]

49. That clusterfuck made Firefox explode

Thanks a lot :cry:

[eppur_se_muova]

50. But you have to add UFO aliens, heraldic symbols, and Viking shields ....

http://business.gorge.net/zdkf/korey/krydir.html

[Pacifist Patriot]

52. Thanks for the warning. Site name alone is enough to steer me clear.

[Skittles]

53. scheduling graywarrier for an ass-kicking

surfing habits need re-assessing

[graywarrior]

56. I know it.

Something has gone very wrong.

[Ellen Forradalom]

54. "SpongeBob And Sodomy" HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm guessing he's a bottom?

[peekaloo]

60. A Bikini Bottom-er, fer sure.

:o

[Jamastiene]

57. I got news for them.

Anything that leads to some nice cuddle time with a kickass woman is another way to Heaven.

Looking at that web sites seems like a one way ticket to Hell though.

[Xipe Totec]

58. And Alice and Victoria are the only way to Comfort

Texas.

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

59. What the hell does this have to do with Jesus?

[mike_c]

61. that was fun-- now I'll exorcise my cache....

ugh.

[graywarrior]

63. Coward.

:hi:

[mike_c]

67. provocateur....

:hi:

[krispos42]

69. It's an assault on the vision, isn't it?

At least there's no music.

[Burma Jones]

76. That's MY website of the week.......

Makes Jack Chick look like the Encyclopedia Britannica

[QueenOfCalifornia]

80. Could they have squeezed in just one more cliche'

on that site? Freedom isn't Free - The American Holocaust - Abortion! Terry Schivo - MURDERED!

It is a wonderous place to visit --- If you are insane it helps.

[graywarrior]

82. A few here can claim that symptom.

I'm one of them.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

88. But graywarrior,

after reading some of your cliche's I don't usually want to stab my eyes out and claim Satan as my personal savior.

[graywarrior]

90. Why not, I do?

[Dukkha]

81. 1996 called it wants it's web design code back

Ugh! Obviously the work of a free republic "designer"

[BlueJazz]

91. LOL....The sites listed in this thread should be a "What not to do" ...

...when it comes to Web Site design.

Damn...they're bad!

[redqueen]

86. Hahahahah... oh wow... "Please don't go to Hell."?

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

87. Oh man, it never fucking ends

I pee anywhere
http://www.ipanywhere.com
I want to attend their Adult SSchool
http://www.cummingfirst.com
http://www.speedofart.com
Need a rapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

http://www.aiseikai.or.jp


http://www.horror.vampires.co.uk

http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

I could go on, but I need an aspirin.

[krispos42]

102. That Japanese site melted my brain

I... I... I feel that if we don't fight them over there, we'll be fighting them over here. And Saddam had to pay for his role in 9/11. And tax cuts for the rich will put more money in my pocket. And when I get my percentage of money from that nice Nigerian woman, I'll use it to support the troops by buying lot of stuff made in China!

[Lethe]

92. the whole site is like a giant non-sequiter

this guy has some messed up logic thats for sure.

[Dark]

93. Wow. They're fucking nuts. But what is Alex Jones doing on there?

Birds of a feather, i guess.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

94. I have enough hypertension as it is, thank you.

[Oeditpus Rex]

95. Sometimes, Jesus needs a lift

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjiaHB-zdVU


Well I was caught up with myself on the highway at night
Drivin' like a bat outa hell when I beheld an amazing sight
It was a lonely apparition by the roadside standing there
With his thumb out in the wilderness and a halo in his hair

He said, "Gimme a ride to heaven, boy, I'll show you paradise
"Gimme a ride to heaven, boy, my name is Jesus Christ"

So I come screechin' to a halt; I said, "Hop on in"
He said, "Thanks a lot for the lift; I forgive you of your sins
"Yeah I just come from Jerusalem, where things are goin' bad
"Gimme a ride to heaven, boy, I need to talk to my dad"

Yeah, gimme a ride to heaven, boy, I'll show you paradise
Gimme a ride to heaven, boy, my name is Jesus Christ

Well I didn't know what to do, so I jammed her down in gear
Kinda kicked my feet beneath the seat; I was tryin' to hide the beer
But he just grinned and said, "My friend, I know you must think it's odd
"But you got nothin' to fear about drinkin' a beer if you share it with the son of God"

Yeah, gimme a ride to heaven, boy, I'll show you paradise
Gimme a ride to heaven, boy, my name is Jesus Christ

Well, I saw good news in his baby blues, so I stomped it on the floor
I said, "You have to show me how to get there; I ain't been before"
"Well it’s a hard place to find," he said, "but I'll give you a little clue
"It ain't somewhere up in the air, it's sittin' right here inside with you"

Then right in the middle of that perfect smile, from his robes he pulled a gun
And stuck it up beside my head and said, "How's this for Kingdom Come?"
Well, I pulled off scared but I heard him say as he left me beneath the stars
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways, and tonight, my son — he’s gonna use your car"

Yeah, gimme a ride to heaven, boy, I'll show you paradise
Gimme a ride to heaven, boy, my name is Jesus Christ



O8)

[Deep13]

96. Apparently educating children is evil too.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Family/public_schools_are_evil.htm

Among the various distortions presented is a Biblical quote, dramatically written in red, from 2nd Timothy. Therein, a list notes the various human characteristics that will signal the end times. What I found odd is that among the usual sins is listed incontinence. Apparently, failing to control ones bladder is a harbinger of the last trumpet.

[graywarrior]

97. Holy fucking shit. You have got to be kidding me!

That is the most horrendous thing I have ever seen! Some people need to be locked away for life.

[TrogL]

98. At least he's got it in for the NIV

[Pierre.Suave]

99. holy crap

what a horrendous website, the layout sucks too.

[Road Scholar]

103. The devil's gonna get you and kick..

your ass wunna these days.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

104. I'd rather the devil kick my ass than run into the guy who designed that site.

:scared:

[graywarrior]

105. Burn the Liberals

I have no idea what the fuck it means.

http://burntheliberals.blogspot.com/2006/08/stupid-christian-file.html

[noonwitch]

106. There was some good info about human trafficking

Most of the stuff there was looney. But human trafficking is an issue that liberals and conservatives can agree on, and actually work on together to put an end to it. Ending the practice is something that christians and all free peoples can agree upon.

[Chiyo-chichi]

107. jesus-is-savior.com sez:

"Just as today, there we're unlearned (Greek, amathes, i.e., ignorant) people back then who corrupted the Word of God."

Just as today, there were unlearned, ignorant people who threw apostrophes around like nobody's business!