Could you put your dirty cloves in the hand, sir?

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[Westegg]

1. I look forward to an explanation...

..It sounds Elizabethan, though it may be just some new fad amongst the kids.

I'm vibing on Falstaff, Shakespeare. But I do that quite often.

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2. lol

Just a lame attempt at a copycat! :P

But I think you're onto something, though!

[Westegg]

3. As I dimly recall, there was something about a blow-job...

...as related by John Falstaff, in "Henry V," was it, or "Henry IV Pt. 2"? And clove-scented breath of the good lady who pleasured Sir John in such a fashion? Oh! Hang on a tick--- I'm actually confusing Shakespeare with Robert Nye's novel "Falstaff," from the mid-1970s. Which I ain't read since college. Ah, how the mind wanders, and makes connections as it will.

Anyway, you're the one with the dirty mind, doctor.